I mostly wanted to write this guide for the hats and photo locations as RNG was not on my side and the last few were a little frustrating for me to find (and also because, when I'm playing a game and want to look up where something is, scrubbing through a whole video walkthrough is absolutely the last thing I want to do. Pls take pity on me; my internet connection is garbage and I have no patience. So I dedicate this to you Turnip Babes who also dislike video walkthroughs and try to avoid them at all costs ♡ )

I'm working on my second playthrough to grab screenshots as I go and note down other quest details. Please feel free to comment suggestions/ask for details I may have missed in the meantime ♡ Kiv

Initiate the Rocks, Rocks, and More Rocks side quest by talking to Pie in the Ground Elevator. You will need to bring her 8 rocks, all acquired by completing tasks from other NPCs.

There isn't a Steam achievement for finding all the rocks, but did you know that rocks taste exactly like rock candy?
Note: You may begin collecting rocks before initiating the Rocks, Rocks, and More Rocks side quest from Pie in the Ground Elevator and can still be completed after doing the main quest finale



Your reward for your troubles shall be attaining the Golden Sh!t Hat :)

Initiate the Say Cheese! quest by speaking with Annie in the Hideout at the start of the game. You will need to show her 11 photographs either taken at various photo spots around the map or given by NPCs after talking to them or completing tasks.

Some of these are technically missable, so rush around in a panic before the final story quest to get them all but you can still get them after endgame, so no need to worry about finding them all before endgame

Note: Hats can still be obtained after the finale and the seasonal hats do not count towards this achievement :)

Before diving in, please be aware of the following:

If you're still missing hats, here is first a concise list of all hats currently obtainable (as of 1 April 2024). A more detailed list (with pictures!) with further details is below.


You WILL get these hats. This is a threat.


You will most likely get these hats over the course of the story (this does not include hats obtained from characters and tasks completed in the elevators), but they are possible to overlook. These can still be obtained after completing the main storyline.

May the gods of RNG be on your side.


They’re just nice to wear sometimes. As a little festive treat.

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...primarily because I spent a lot of time taking screenshots and I wanted to include them all in this guide ♡ In this section are also further details on the acquisition of hats for anyone who may be a bit stuck in progressing

There is no conceivable way to miss these :)


Cowboy Courtroom Boss
Defeat Sergeant Yeehaw

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Failed Festival Boss
Defeat Candy Apple

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Longevity Labs Boss
Defeat Robo Chad

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Pitiful Pits Boss
Defeat Uncle Rigsby

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Reach the Motherlode Vault

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Finish Game
⚠️ Must watch the credits in their entirety and then return to the Weapon Warehouse after the finale to receive this item

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Finish Game
⚠️ Must return to the Weapon Warehouse after the finale to receive this item

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Finish Game
⚠️ Must return to the Weapon Warehouse after the finale to receive this item

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Finish Game
⚠️ Must return to the Weapon Warehouse after the finale to receive this item



You will most likely get these hats over the course of the story (this does not include hats obtained from characters and tasks completed in the elevators), but they are possible to overlook. These can still be obtained after completing the main storyline :)


Starting hat
Message in inbox after entering the Lacklustre Lobby for the first time

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Starting hat
Message in inbox after entering the Lacklustre Lobby for the first time

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Tagging Fancy Foyer Quest
Given by Peas in the Fancy Foyer after drawing on all the paintings in the Fancy Foyer

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Area unlock reward (not a quest)
Message in inbox after entering the Fancy Foyer for the first time

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Area unlock reward (not a quest)
Message in inbox after entering the Seed Stock for the first time

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$50
Bought from the Robo-Roids store in the Warehouse after talking to Robo-Rafael

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Puppy purchase (unconfirmed)
Message in inbox after buying the dog from Gregg's List

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A Painter’s Payment Quest
Given by Starfruit in the Fancy Foyer after delivering the payment from slayQueen32

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Estate Extortion Quest
Given by Blueberry in the Seed Stock after bringing him Acorn’s scalp and tears

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Put a Ring On It Quest
Given by The Florist in the Seed Stock (lower right area) after completing the Put a Ring On It Quest

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Cryptid Hunters Quest
Given by the Cryptid Hunters in the Seed Stock (top left of the area) after giving them the disposable camera bought from Gregg’s List

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Gregg’s Waifu Quest
Given by Gregg in the Dark Docks after giving him the body pillow bought from Gregg’s List

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Medium’s Reading Quest
Given by Elderberry Medium after bringing Turnip Boy’s sister’s ghost to her in the Cryptic Crypts

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Turnip Boy’s Mailbox
Received from Turnip Boy’s Mailbox in the Cryptid Crypts (near the station)

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Put a Ring On It Quest
Given by The Florist in the Seed Stock after completing both the Blind Date Quest (Cryptic Crypt) and Gold Ring Quest (found in the Motherlode Vault)

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Area unlock reward (unconfirmed)
Message in inbox after entering the Cryptic Crypts for the first time

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Rat Pass Quest
Given by Rat Friend in the Sewers

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Say Cheese! Quest
Received from Annie after showing her 11 photos

• Destroying Public Property to Make a Statement
  
• Rock Candy from the Cryptid Hunters
  
• Cool Stain Glass in the Failed Festival
  
• Turnip-Chan from Crangelica
  
• Creepy Portrait in the Dark Docks
  
• Crying Anime from CranCran
  
• How Are You Still Alive? in the Cryptic Crypts
  
• Home… in the Cryptic Crypts
  
• Me and Dad! in the Motherlode Vault
  
• The Big Proposal! from Strawberry
  
• OH GOD OH SHI in the Sewers

May the gods of RNG be on your side (they probably will)

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Operator
Given by the Operator after speaking with him for the first time in any elevator

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slayQueen32
Given by slayQueen32 in an Vast Vault Elevator

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CranCran
Given by CranCran in the Arena Elevator

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Sell Your Soul Quest
Given by DJ SIzzle in the Flame Elevator after buying all his hot singles

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Rare Artifact Quest
Given by Watt Melon in the Vast Vault Elevator after bringing him the black market Rare Artifact from Kiwi in (a different) Vast Vault

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Homewrecker Quest
Given by Old Lady Lime in the Ordinary Office Elevator after bringing her the divorce papers acquired from shaking down Old Man Lime in the Seed Stock

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Kill SWAT Peppers Task
Given by the Red Agaric Mushroom in the Mush Cult Elevator after killing 100 SWAT Peppers (Dark Docks)

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Brutalize 200 Peach Cops Task
Given by the Enoki Mushroom in the Mush Cult Elevator after killing 200 Peach Cops (after the timer expires)

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Take “Care” of Snail Security Guards Task
Given by the Green Agaric Mushroom in the Mush Cult Elevator after killing 50 Snail Security Guards

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Destroy Furniture Task
Given by the Purple Mushroom in the Mush Cult Elevator after destroying 1000 pieces of furniture

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Rocks, Rocks, and More Rocks Quest
Given by Pie in the Sad Pie Elevator after bringing her eight pet rocks. All are rewards from completing other tasks:

• Rock House from Blueberry in the Seed Stock (Estate Extortion Quest)
  
• Big Lumpy Rock from DJ Sizzle in the Flame Elevator (Sell Your Soul Quest)
  
• Sculpted Rock from Dragonfruit in the Fancy Foyer (Scandalous Sculpting Quest)
  
• Stacked Rocks from Ravioli in the Office Elevator (Good Food Quest)
  
• Smiley Rock from Gimlar in the Dark Docks (Hungry for Fruit Quest)
  
• Stonkle’s Rock from Stockle in the Dark Docks (Sad Little Stonkle Quest)
  
• Geode Rock from Buddy the Carrot in the Cryptic Crypt (Blinded By Science Quest)
  
• Trans Rock from The Florist and Strawberry in the Seed Stock (Put a Ring On It Quest)

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A Little Sippy Treat Quest
Given by Conductor Onion in the Locker Room Elevator after bringing him Sodie Pop acquired from Pearl in the Sewers

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Science Never Sleeps Quest
Given by Dr. Dogma in the Lab Lab Elevator after defeating Super Fox



Play on Jan 1
(unconfirmed)

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Happy St. Patrick’s Day
Play in March. Message in inbox right after entering the Lacklustre Lobby for the first time

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Happy Singles Awareness Day!
Play in February. Message in inbox right after entering the Lacklustre Lobby for the first time

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Play on Dec 25
(unconfirmed)