So... you either are here for 3 reasons, you are getting your butt kicked by survival, you like reading guides... Dont blame ya, I write pretty good guides, or you decided to stalk me and read anything I do... your the reason my profile is private... If your the stalker of course! Anyways, In the next couple of paragraphs/Whatchamacallits I will explain how to beat all the indevidual (Or however you spell it) levels in survival, and possibly how to unlock them, if I remember corrctly, If I don't, Feel free to correct me. Thanks for reading this by the way, It means a lot to me, but my personal feelings and happiness really doesn't matter, unless they add it to Super Amazing Wagon Adventure.

-Get this after you magiclly fly across the water, and land in the bear hive/nest/cave... Its just a cave actually...

Okay, So lets admit it, the part where you get to walk around and shoot stuff is one of the coolest parts of this game, 'Specially cause you get to fight bears, and buffalo, and zombies, and you can shoot wherever like a maniac, even if you are drinking at the time and gotta go Poo-Poo XD. Anyways, Bears suck, Its an obvious fact. I was so happy when I won this one I like... 'Sploded. But again, my happiness isnt part of this game. What you need to do is follow this thing I wrote,

B-Bears

E-Eat

A-A

R-Reloading

S-Gun


... I tried

Anyways, that means pick up the faster guns, and leave the slower on the ground... they are good for later, but seriously, shotgun is the slowest gun you should be using, also, the weapons you are going to want to use go in this order, that means save the good ones for later

Flamethrower, That purple gun thing, machine gun, shotgun, pretty much everything else

So thats the order, also... save health packs and use your plane thingy when there are too many to save, planes like the ground, so keep em there for a while. Other than that, good luck...

Also, don't kill skunks with anything but flamethrower or the purple gun, they skunk smell everywhere and it kills you through your nose, and you only got 4 lives... You can scare em' Off though!

Zombies... Yay... everyone loves zombies... cause they are EVERYWHERE

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh this one makes me angry just talking about it. Luckily, the very first thing I wrote still applies to this too, zombies are really flammible, and shoot the turkies first, zombies second.

Also, I thought it might be important to explain

SHOOT
THE
BUFFALLO
IN
FRONT
OF
YOU

The other buffalo make zombies dead.


Also, zombies overwhelm you insanely too quickly around minute thing no.2


So Plan. For Plane. Pain on the plane. Bleh. Sorry for the bad jokes...

P-Plains
L-Kill
A-Zombies
N-Instantly

Yeah! I DID IT. (Seriously though, I will get at least ONE that actually applies someday.)
Thats pretty much it...

Everyone hates this one, and on theese kinda ones, I can't make much advice...

The flamethrower will fry ANYTHING infront of or around you, this comes in handy with all the snakes and stuff

OH YEAH

That really slow stupid gun that everyone hates that has insane accuracy most of the time

(You: Yeah, I know what you are talking about so you don't have to explain)

Good! But don't talk to your computer, you will scare the others around you...

Anyways... Kill those stupid giant bugs with it, thats it, everything else you can dodge...

It kills them quickly so they can't kill you, and thats a good thing.


Okay... So now that I got that out of the way, just remember the most important stuff...

Flamethrower
Purplegun
machinegun
shotgun
EVERYTHING ELSE


And with the stupid plane, use it INSANTLY, as soon as you get it, Its worth it, don't save it

Also, don't bother saving ammo, only give up a better weapon for a better weapon for that, unless its purple and machine, then go machinegun, its much better. The ammo isn't worth it.

Fish suck, so you have to kill them all, easy. They are fish you just can't spell the name of

peranah
narwall
Jelifsh

Note: I may have spelled theese, extra RONG for the guides purposes, but hopefully you get my point

Kill leetle fish first, they bite, hard. Dont kill big unicorn fish, dodge them, and jellyfish, just shoot them

They will suck if you leave them alive.

Its alot harder than it seems though, and it seems hard. But the best stratagy to this one is to mindlessly shoot everywhere, and hope you kill something...

Remember the order though

little
jelly
unicorn

Its a good order, just thing of tiny unicorns being ground up into preserves, And shipped into the ocean... to be completely fair though, you shouldn't think that was violent for 2 reasons

1: Unicorns suck, Never follow them, even the wagon sucks.

2: You are playing Super Amazing Wagon Adventure! Everyone dies in overly-violent ways.

Wolves suck, but just follow the stratagy for the last 2 That I wrote, If you read them... If you didn't, you dont deserve to know...


ANYWAYS....

We got a bit of room here, so lets talk

(Insert conversation here)

Okay..........

...

I'm stalling...

I guess thats it then...

Uhh...


Thank you so much for reading my guide, I appreciate it alot more than you think! It makes me very happy you sat down and took advice from someone sitting behind a computer screen. Anyways, I wish the best of luck to you, with buffalo, unicorns, space, cars, rivers, cliffs, and stupid crows who always kill me. I also wish you good luck outside of the game! If you find a couple million dollars though, I want at least a little......... I did wish you the luck and all...

Thanks,
Mwoon

Please realise that I have not won all the levels yet, but am a couple of stars away, I will update the picture of this guide to the gold cart when I am, thank you!