Do not touch the buffalo, they do not want hugs, they want bullets.

Also, everything in this game applies to buffalo when this guide is read


Thanks, Good luck!

Dont let them touch you, kill the dragon, get the magic go-kart, and die miserably, like usual!

To beat the river, go around the river, because the river is next to impossible, and so are narwhales, and jellyfish, and pretty much everything else without diseased gun. It is overpowered.

Do not die, also, dont shoot the rocks, they wont shoot back, its okay. Dont run into them either, even a nice guy would punch you if you ran into him face first with a go-kart, Rocks are your freind, sky rocks are called avalanche, buffalo are not, dont die by aliens, and unicorns only protect rainbows and flowers, and a dragon.

Really funny! -Geoge washington

So true -Abe Lincoln

We really didn't Have quotes! -Weird Al

And now a real reveiw

(Kept private for safety reasons): "sky rocks are called avalanches"XD
Mwoon: Stop quoting me, your actually going to make me laugh out loud
(Kept private for safety reasons): "unicorns only protect rainbows and flowers, and a dragon."XDXDXD