"To God or any higher power, please explain the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you had me go through last night. So picture this, I go to the toilet so I could dump my massive piss tank after wanking it to FINNSTER. I walk up to the toilet, pull it out, and start unclogging. BUT DUE TO WHATEVER REASON ONLY GOD CAN EXPLAIN, INSTEAD OF IT GOING STRAIGHT, IT GOES TO A ~24.3 DEGREE (AND YES I MEASURED.) CURVE AND HITS THE GROUND AND TRASH CAN. You could only IMAGINE how flabbergasted this had made me, as I stood with half of the piss reaching the toilet, and the other half puddling up on the nice, clean tiled floor. So to whoever may be interested, that was my fail of the week. P.S., I didn't clean it, and now the floor is stained."