I will teach you the Way of the Keyboard Warrior.

You will learn to fight like master who spend many year on computer and not move around so much.

The easiest and first technique I teach you.

First: Raise your hands in front of you but far enough apart from each other to not hit your controller.
Second: Bring one hand quickly down in front of you in a chopping motion.
Third: While bringing the first hand up, bring the second hand down in a chopping motion.
Forth: Repeat steps 2 and 3 until opponent no longer wishes to fight.

Note: This works best when you coordinate your hands so that you have fluid motion and you are not leaving enough time for your opponent to react.

Once you have mastered the first technique, you will need a finishing move.

One: Reach your dominate arm out behind you.
Two: Bring your outstretched arm around in front of you to hit your opponent upside his head.

Note: Your opponent will not like this and will fall to ground crying like newborn baby.

Knife Hand to Face - With your palm down, put your fingers into your opponents face as fast as possible. This is hard move to block when done correctly.

Capitol of Taiwan: Make a fish and smack opponent in family jewel.

Double Big Slap (The Clap): Do a Big Slap with both hands at the same time as if clapping onto your opponent's head. This will suck, for them.

Head Boop: Like Big Slap but instead of bringing hand horizontal, make a large overhead swing down on top of opponent dome piece.