"Good morning 47, your target is [REDACTED] also know as..."Hat kid"."

"She is wanted for tax fraud, sabotage, multiple Mafia myuerders and relative to our client; the incident of SS Literarly Cant Sink."

"Our Client is a retired (navy) seal who lost two billion pons in damages when the target hijacked his cruiser."

"She may look small and harmless but dont underestimate her, 47. She has survived countless horror maps and Death Wish missions, even somehow managed to return after the Snatcher Scavenger hunt where her corpse was reported hanging by witnesses, suggesting she is a master of disguises and decoys just like you."

"Whatever you do, dont accept a boop and dont fall for her smug dance, 47. Good hunting!
I will...leave you to prepare..."