Trombone Champ

Trombone Champ

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Easy ENGOLDENATION GOD
By Arkshija
Easy way to get tons of Turds and get 10 of each card
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Farm Turds
Tired of playing TAPS on Turbo mode 9934783784 times to farm enough Toots to buy packs? Follow this easy guide and get tons of Turds.



You will need to build cards and make copies of an engoldenated card, then turd those cards to get jackpot bonuses.
  • First engoldenate your first card. You will need x10 copies of the same card, so choose the one with more copies. You can destroy others to get some turds, dont worry because you will recover them soon.
  • Now you need extra copies of your engoldenated card. Here you can start with a few copies and try your luck or destroy other cards to craft 20, you will need around 8k turds.
  • Last, turd all duplicates and get all those extra turds.
  • Repeat this to get more and more turds to buy 10 of each card and engoldenate them easily.
Some Maths
Crafting a card costs 399 Turds.
Destroying an engoldenate card gives 375 Turds.
A Jackpot when destroying a card gives 1,875 Turds.

So if you are not lucky your balance will be -24 Turds, but if you are lucky it will be +1,376

Crafting x20 cards will cost you 7,980 Turds, selling x20 and with only 1 Jackpot you will get 9,000, thats 1,020 extra turds.

If you are lucky you can get more than one Jackpot and earn up to 10-15k per round ;)

Thats it, enjoy~

8 Comments
HS Frog v2 19 Jun @ 3:14pm 
I was so confused while reading this, and its so straight forward. Thanks man <3
yuyay 18 Jun @ 10:48am 
you saved me so much time thank you so much
Widestsinger 22 Jun, 2024 @ 12:20pm 
As of this message being posted this still works! I did the math and doing this will save you about 2.5~ hours of playing taps (and that's if you have one of every card and you play taps perfectly so the number is closer to 3 hours).
Pave 4 Jun, 2024 @ 5:02pm 
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It's worth elaborating engoldenating engoldenates all your cards and isn't just a singular copy.
I.E. once a card has been engoldenated, surplus cards are also considered as engoldnented, plus all future copies of the card are also pulled (from sacks) as engoldnented.

Of course, the engoldnent can be still removed by turding the very last card which the game warns about.
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BlackFury33 20 May, 2024 @ 9:25am 
This worked flawlessly! Thank you very much! I love this game but I don't think I could grind for the achievment!
palmiv6su 19 May, 2024 @ 1:28pm 
thx i was sceptical at first but it works so well
約oey 18 May, 2024 @ 7:13am 
Best method
Thanks alot
bobrocks95 17 May, 2024 @ 7:18pm 
Thank you this saved me probably hours. You can also use the speedhack function on Cheat Engine just to speed up all the animations.