1. become a proud owner owner of your own human body*
2. boot up "The Binding Of Isaac: Repentance"
3. (must do) if you haven't already, eat your keyboard keys in alphabetical order
4. get married
5. divorce
6. she took the kids
7. kick a puppy or kitten
8. go into severe debt
9. legally attain a drinking addiction
10. God is dead and no one will inherit his kingdom

you are now sad enough to cry maybe





*optional