DEATH STRANDING DIRECTOR'S CUT

DEATH STRANDING DIRECTOR'S CUT

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HOW TO NOT GO INSANE WHILE PORTING
Oleh Big Balls
Have you ever wanted to rip your eyeballs out while going out on a delivery? maybe it's a bit difficult or you're just unlucky today or maybe you're just angry in general. This guide will help you solve that problem.
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Give up
Go to a private room and listen to Give Up by Low Roar, any song will do but i like this one better :)



And you don't really need to go to a private room either, just sit down by any lvl2 building and put something to play while you rest sammy boy up.
Stop pushing it
We all know you are THE Sam Porter Bridges, the legend himself. so take a rest from delivering from time to time and just goof off a little. maybe you do some exploring on the side too and find new things.

(image is a courtesy of a good friend of mine)
Help your fellow porter
Now here is the real important part of the guide, helping other players.

So maybe you grabbed a few lost items from other players and left them on a random station somewhere ok, but... maybe you should do the real leg work now.

building roads, make ramps, bridges, even safe houses anything really. There is nothing like the sweet feeling you get when you log back in to 10k+ likes. It makes the daily grind really more worth it.

Also look at this cute lil' fella, he is literally going to DIE if you don't help him.
Start the cycle again Sam
Now that you restored your mental energy you are ready to go back to the field and do what you are born to do. because those packages ain't gonna deliver themselves now.


Keep up the good work and good luck!
A Piece of (My) Mind
i might polish this guide a bit more because i have met people who actually dropped the game because of unbridled rage (or just plain impatiance) and i don't think this guide does all it could to help people in those situations.

but i found those things i said to help (me at least) a bit to slow down and not go insane from delivering all the time. besides that's what MULEs do, and i sure ain't no damn mule.

anyways ♥♥♥♥ THIS GAME, i love it too damn much ;(
10 Komentar
Big Balls  [pembuat] 27 Jun @ 7:57pm 
Wheelies my friend, you're gonna bounce more than a sister doing escort work but you're gonna get there. That's Kojima's view of the American dream and it's perfect :dsdcfist:
Chemo_Star 27 Jun @ 7:50pm 
I actually rage-quit myself recently, any tips for not raging when the trike hits every perceivable pebble in the known universe, stopping dead 20 times in one 30-second period?
tanner 10 Okt 2024 @ 5:50pm 
Making roads is so damn satisfying; the usefulness of having them and the appreciation and likes from others hits different
DCVendex 29 Agu 2024 @ 8:45pm 
I AINT NO DAMN MULE!
(: 17 Agu 2024 @ 9:21pm 
love your guide and I love you! keep on keeping on! (:
Big Balls  [pembuat] 17 Apr 2024 @ 1:01pm 
dude sam literally gets paid in likes and he has monster (energy) killing piss. So of course he'd lose, he'd see that amazon at least pays their workers so he would just get mad at Die-Hardman and give up on the fight or smth idk. :lario:
stratosamu 10 Apr 2024 @ 1:25am 
weakest underpaid amazon worker vs the legend himself Sam Porter Bridges; who'd win?
Gi-Hun Squid Game 9 Apr 2024 @ 5:16pm 
nah, Overload your guy with packages and crawl him across the map like an underpaid amazon worker.
Maslow's Wetsuit 5 Apr 2024 @ 5:35pm 
I love this game too, and I am excited that some of my friends have considered giving it a try recently.
FattSpiffo 2 Apr 2024 @ 4:03am 
Chad