DARK SOULS™ II

DARK SOULS™ II

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The Bestest Build Ever
作者: koumori
This teaches you how to be a scrub and troll git gud the fastest way possible!
   
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The Stats
These are very important. But you have to level dex up so don't tell dad.
What You're Gonna Use
This is very important. I'm too lazy to write everything down, so just look at the picture u scrub
The Tactics
So, you wanna know what to do now? Well, equip your scorpion thingies in both of your hands. Now, mash L1/R1

Alternatively, you can just use Swagard's Raper for poisoning them.



Also, for maximum gud you need a monastery banana. Its the bestest weapon for dem peries, so use it.
Your Spells
You're only gonna use pyromancies, 'cause GMB is for scrubs.

Lingering Flame

Use this to just annoy people by making them think they can dodge it.

Forbidden Sun

Gr8 for catching people running away.

Warmth

Gud to use with Lingering Flame, for maximum gud.

Poison Mist

...or what it's called. use it alongside your Scorpion Stingers or Swagard's Raper.

Flame Swathe

Only use this if they can't dodge it for some reason.
The Dresscode
Head

For maximum gud, you have to wear the MANikin mask of Jabba's Peak.

Amazing Chest

You gotta wear Ironclad, it makes you immune to surpise butts*x and you look like bowser without spikes.

Hands

ENGRAVED GAUNTLETS.

Legs

Moonlight Butterfly skirt, fly like a butterfly and sting like a bee!

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Oh, and it poisons them too.
NOW YOU'RE INVINCIBLE
Not really.
7 件のコメント
RooZ 2016年10月29日 3時49分 
10/9 would sauerkraut mein schnitzel again
gönk 2015年6月26日 12時50分 
OH MY G-O-D
koumori  [作成者] 2015年6月26日 12時43分 
LEARN DEUTSCHLAND SAUERKRAUT
gönk 2015年6月25日 22時12分 
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GIT GUD WITHOUT KNOWING GERMAN, FREAKIN DOUCHEBAG
FlyingPenguin 2015年6月19日 5時07分 
op
GameOfThrones 2014年9月18日 11時29分 
Uriziel rune !! :D May the Sleeper be with you !
Mouse  2014年9月16日 15時34分 
dem hax