DARK SOULS™ II

DARK SOULS™ II

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The Bestest Build Ever
By jigokushonen
This teaches you how to be a scrub and troll git gud the fastest way possible!
   
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The Stats
These are very important. But you have to level dex up so don't tell dad.
What You're Gonna Use
This is very important. I'm too lazy to write everything down, so just look at the picture u scrub
The Tactics
So, you wanna know what to do now? Well, equip your scorpion thingies in both of your hands. Now, mash L1/R1

Alternatively, you can just use Swagard's Raper for poisoning them.



Also, for maximum gud you need a monastery banana. Its the bestest weapon for dem peries, so use it.
Your Spells
You're only gonna use pyromancies, 'cause GMB is for scrubs.

Lingering Flame

Use this to just annoy people by making them think they can dodge it.

Forbidden Sun

Gr8 for catching people running away.

Warmth

Gud to use with Lingering Flame, for maximum gud.

Poison Mist

...or what it's called. use it alongside your Scorpion Stingers or Swagard's Raper.

Flame Swathe

Only use this if they can't dodge it for some reason.
The Dresscode
Head

For maximum gud, you have to wear the MANikin mask of Jabba's Peak.

Amazing Chest

You gotta wear Ironclad, it makes you immune to surpise butts*x and you look like bowser without spikes.

Hands

ENGRAVED GAUNTLETS.

Legs

Moonlight Butterfly skirt, fly like a butterfly and sting like a bee!

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Oh, and it poisons them too.
NOW YOU'RE INVINCIBLE
Not really.
7 Comments
RooZ 29 Oct, 2016 @ 3:49am 
10/9 would sauerkraut mein schnitzel again
gonk 26 Jun, 2015 @ 12:50pm 
OH MY G-O-D
jigokushonen  [author] 26 Jun, 2015 @ 12:43pm 
LEARN DEUTSCHLAND SAUERKRAUT
gonk 25 Jun, 2015 @ 10:12pm 
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GIT GUD WITHOUT KNOWING GERMAN, FREAKIN DOUCHEBAG
FlyingPenguin 19 Jun, 2015 @ 5:07am 
op
GameOfThrones 18 Sep, 2014 @ 11:29am 
Uriziel rune !! :D May the Sleeper be with you !
Mouse  16 Sep, 2014 @ 3:34pm 
dem hax