Start off by looting every damn Sunset Sarsaparilla you find, but pretend it's tea, yeah? Convince yourself that the Mojave is just one big, dusty British colony, and you're on a quest for the perfect cuppa. When you finally find some fancy liquor, convince yourself it's top-shelf gin and sip it with class. Pip-Boy be damned, who needs it when you've got tea and gin?

Scour the wasteland for the most dapper outfits you can find. Bowler hats, suits, and monocles are a must. Rock those shades like you're royalty, and don't forget to accessorize with a cane for that distinguished Brexit vibe. Pip-Boy, schmip-boy, we're doin' this in style.

Your character is a smooth talker, a proper wordsmith. Choose dialogue options that make you sound like a proper gent. If someone asks about your background, just say you used to run a pub back in the UK, and now you're on an adventurous holiday in the Mojave. Never reveal your true intentions – keep 'em guessing.

Recruit companions who fit the bill. Veronica? Nah, mate. We're lookin' for someone with that stiff upper lip. Arcade Gannon, with his educated accent, might just be your cup of tea. But remember, you're the leader, so make sure they carry your bags and address you as "sir" or "ma'am" at all times.


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Take a stance on the NCR vs. Caesar's Legion debate, but do it with a British twist. Support the NCR because, let's face it, their bureaucratic mess is just like home. Convince yourself that Caesar is just a bloke who's gone a bit loony with power and needs a good talking-to over a pint.

Congratulations, mate!
You've successfully roleplayed as a true Brexit Gezzer in the Mojave Wasteland. Remember, it's not about the destination; it's about the journey, the tea breaks, and finding the perfect wasteland pub. Now, go out there and conquer the Mojave with style and a cuppa in hand! Cheers!


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