*sitting h*cka hard on stoop*
*looks at u with gangsta face*

ayo....u....come here. I heard u wanted 2 become a TRUE (WEAL) gangsta......dang.....tats h*cka hard core (down to earth). But it aint tat easy....


What is an Orginal Gangsta?:[/b]
~ An ORGINAL GANGSTA (OG) is a gamer who plays hard-core and old school. They play by their own rules, and don't let up to peer-pressure. Remember D.A.R.E.??? That was made and funded by Tupac. Orginal Ganstas, use orginal equipment, act orginal, and fight like TRUE gamers.

Skills obtained by becoming an Orginal Gansta:

• Communicate like an African-American.
  
• Efficiently utilize OG weaponry. [Mac-10, Glock-17, Ect]
  
• Rap on the spot, to demoralize your rival gang.
  
• Rush EVERY SINGLE ROUND (and live)
  
• Observe, deconstruct, and understand Hip-Hop / Rap.
  
• Write and produce your own raps. (recite in game)
  
• Kill cops
  
• MUCH, MUCH, MORE!!!!

Why should I (want to) become an Orginal Gangsta?:[/b]
~ The answer to that question is simple. An Orginal Gansta is a dynamic gamer, who can flow through each round, and understand what objective needs to be completed, and HOW to complete it. OGs tend to communicate properly, and provide clear and in-depth instructions. Efficient weaponry saves up tons of that "moola", allowing you to invest your funds into more important things, such as rims and drugs!

Is it hard?:[/b]
~H*CKA HARD....
Becoming an OG is harder than it used to be. We all know everyone on steam is a pretty white boy, looking to hide his depression and anxieties [despite half of the population listing their's for attention????] by playing video games, so it wont be easy to form that little white boy, into a TRUE man (Gangsta).

We all know you are trying to fit in, but you are failing miserably. But that's okay! Get rid of those wacky memes, and pick up this guide. Imma teach you how to be a TRUE OG.

So get rid of that E-Girlfriend (btw, whats it feel like holding her?), drop out of Highschool, and get ready to become a true (rap) god.

I'm guna be showing you how to become a true OG through a series of topics and steps, so let us begin with the most basic skills you need to aquire. Practice makes perfect, never give up!

"It's a struggle for every young Black man. You know how it is, only God can judge us." - Tupac Shakur

Topic 1: Who are you?

No, seriously? who are you? I've never heard of you....so what are you doing here???

If you aren't some E-celeb, then you understand that you aren't anyone. (I'm an E-celeb)
So let's take some time to shape you into a better person. (a REAL OG)

No Orginal Gangstas are: Furries, Bronies, Transgenders, or any possible sub-genre of the following. So if you are any of the following, be sure to stop being the following, and become a normal person. Weirdo...

• Step 1: Appearance
  Welcome to cyber space bud, you need to look good or else you're a fr*ckin g*ylord.....hahah. So before you do anything, be sure you are rocking a h*ck-a COOL profile. This means: Choose a avatar based off of a famous rapper / gang affiliates, to show that you mean business (OG business)
  
  Join any groups that are also related to rappers / gangs, and religiously accept them into your life. This means, LIVE your life with these groups.
  
  Listen to lots of rap. 90s rap. Infact, just listen to: Eminem, Tupac, NWA, Ect. (Biggie is acceptable but not as good as Tupac)
  
  Talk about the rap you listen to. Place lyrics on your profile page? Spam lyrics from an Eminem Song????
  
  
• Step 2: Your Friends
  If they aren't OGs or have a passion to become an OG, then remove them. If you are going to be an OG, you need to only be involved with OGs. So wave goodbye to your friends OC fur, and remove him.
  
  OGs need OGs to survive. Without your fellow OG, you are gangless, and everyone knows OGs don't got faimlies other than their gang.
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Step 3: Your Religion
  Muslim or Jewish? Haha, neither! Drop that silly stuff and pick up a Bible. Every rapper up to date, has been a (proud) Christian. So inorder to become a OG, you must accept god into your life.
  
  Purchase a chain and cross for extra points, and be sure to mention jesus on your profile.

You made it this far? respect.

I take it you changed your entire profile...infact, I bet you actually got some rep around here....nice nice...tbh nice.

but having rep will get you killed, so you need to learn how to defend yourself.

Terrorist (TRUE GANGSTERS)

When you enter this life style, you must stay in it until you die. Thug life.....right?
That means you CANNOT use ANY other weapons than the following, and if you do, you are breaking OG code. (You will not be an OG)

• Primary: Mac 10
  This gun right here is your bread and butter. Without it, you will die.
  
  Pros: H*cka fast, lots of ammo, nasty spray, kills b*tches, accurate
  
  Cons: Nasty spray, hard for baby OGs to use properly
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  With this gun, your games should always be like THIS or BETTER. (kids srysly acuse me of haking) ᴵ ᵃᵐ
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Secondary: Glock-18
  Uh...CLASSIC, ANYONE????? This is every home boiz side arm, and now it's yours.
  
  Pros: GLOCKS ON DA BURST
  
  Cons: GLOCKS ON DA BURST
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Replacement: Sawed-Off
  Ice Cube (OG Rapper) mentioned this in one of his songs, so I'll allow it.
  
  "ᵂʰᵉᶰ ᴵ'ᵐ ᶜᵃᶫᶫᵉᵈ ᵒᶠᶠ, ᴵ ᵍᵒᵗ ᵃ ˢᵃʷᵉᵈ ᵒᶠᶠ
  ˢᑫᵘᵉᵉᶻᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗʳᶦᵍᵍᵉʳ, ᵃᶰᵈ ᵇᵒᵈᶦᵉˢ ᵃʳᵉ ʰᵃᵘᶫᵉᵈ ᵒᶠᶠ" ~ ~ ᴵᶜᵉ ᶜᵘᵇᵉ ⁽ᴿ⋅ᴵ⋅ᴾ⋅ ¹⁹⁶³⁻¹⁹⁹⁵⁾
  
  Pros: Bodies are hauled off
  
  Cons: Slow AF.
  
  
  
  
  Counter-Terrorist (FAKE GANGSTERS)
  Sadly, you cannot choose when you want to be a Gangsta, so you will just have to pretend for half of the game. Here are your guns.
  
  
  
• Primary: MP9
  Not as rad as the Mac-10, but it'll have to do.
  
  Pros: Kills people if you kill them.
  
  Cons: Horrible.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Secondary: CZ-75
  Sadly, you cannot get a Glock on the Fake bois either, so you are going to have to use the next best thing.
  
  Pros: H*CKKAAA FAST, Super duper accurate, Nasty sound, dr0ps fake bois,
  
  Cons: 2 clips, gibs u da drips,
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Replacement: Nova
  Since you cannot have the sawed off EITHER, then you must use this, only if you need to.
  
  Pros: Possibly hauls off bodies?
  
  Cons: Slow AF???
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO USE ANY OTHER WEAPONS. IF YOU DO, YOUR GANGSTER CERTIFICATE WILL BE VOID.
  

Modus operandi (plural modi operandi) is a Latin phrase, approximately translated as "method of operation".[1] The term is used to describe someone's habits of working, particularly in the context of business or criminal investigations. In English, it is often shortened to M.O.
"Modus Operandi." Wikipedia. Wikimedia Foundation, 21 Aug. 2014. Web. 08 Sept. 2014.

Eminem once said: (something about his M.O.)

I don't recall the song.


Listen up, just follow these steps:

• Don't Laugh (when you do, it has to be really fake and wheezy since you smoke so much weed)
  
• Let people know how much weed you smoke (A lot)
  
• Let people know how much better you are than them, and how they will never be like you.
  
• Let people know how hard it was growing up on the streets. (even though you didn't)
  
• ~~~~~~~~~~~~~[Make refrences to the street, and how you lived]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  
• Yell if someone insults you
  
• Have a fake lisp since your lips are so big
  
• spit when you talk
  
• beat-box in warm up.
  
• Rap in text
  
• Win.
  
• Use slang.
  
• Mic-spam Eminem
  
• Mute someone, and talk to them, only for them to respond, while you cannot hear them.
  
• ALWAYS buy, never save.

Be sure that these guys are the toughest, and roughest of them all. Pick your homies, don't let them pick you.

Be sure to play with 4 homies at all times. If you cannot, be sure to develope a good code, and be sure no one understands you, OTHER than your homies.

Insult randoms.

Kill rivals.

Get money.

Dust 2.

Below are some H*CKA useful tips on how to be h*cka gangsta

• When using the Mac-10, be sure to aim high and let it rip. Your enemy WILL die.
  
• Never single shot with a Mac-10, you will look like an idiot, only do it when you are a pro (like me)
  
• Don't use the glock. (have it in your inventory, but don't use it, it's sh***T)
  
• If you do use your glock, put it on burst, so when you die, it'll be funnier.
  
• Blame people for hacking if you die.
  
• ALWAYS rush. ALWAYS.
  
• Listen to Eminem's "Till I Collapse", in order to pump you up!!
  
• During practice round, and half-times, start a rap battle with your enemies, and show them how good you are!
  
• I have to go to school.