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THOU SHAN'T
By engolianth
THE SOME COMMANDMENDS
   
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THOU SHAN'T, THOU SHALL
Thou shan't take quads for a ride. They protec thee base from wasps.

Thou shan't take behemoths for a stroll. They protec thee children from gunships.

Thou shan't walk. Teleport thou must. Walking is for lowly peasants.

Thou shan't approach neither a gentleman's nor a gentlewoman's buttocks while they try to teleport. Thou could make them miss, and they'll hate thou for it.

Thou shan't bring a commando near a harvester. Nor a heavy for the matter. Nor shan't thou try to protec thee carriages with them.

Thou shan't leave thee harvesters at the mercy of thou adversary. Always infantry and quads thou shall bring.

Thou shan't play commander in a full room unless thou know all bugs. Both categories thereof.

THOU SHAN'T LOSE THE EARLY HUNTER. It protecs thee nest.

Thou shan't stop expanding.

Thou shan't bunch all thee shrimps together.

Thou shan't let two harvesters approach each other near a refinery, lest they teleport into a singularity and explode.

Thou shan't leave thee Cortex naked. A Goliath makes for a nice hat and keeps it protected from raining missiles.

THOU SHAN'T TAKE THAT GOLIATH FROM THE CORTEX.

Thou shan't take a Colossus out of AA range. It will die.

Thou shan't begin the game with less than two refineries.

Thou shan't begin the game with less than 2 Lesser Spawning Cists.

Thou shall keep thee population of smol creatures topped. Both with humans and with aliens.

Thou shall make commandos to defend from firebugs.

Thou shall build more teleporting stations. Headquarters, Barracks and outposts will do.

Thou shall build some barracks at the front.

THOU SHAN'T BUILD thee RESEARCH AT THE FRONT.

Thou shan't build neither thee first Barracks nor thee first Factory far from thee Headquarters.

Thou shan't forget about manning harvesters directly.

A COMMANDER SHAN'T FORGET EVERYBODY'S FUN.
3 Comments
spigot 1 Sep @ 4:51pm 
Funny, I like this format for your casual understanding of the game.
Xenophon 14 Sep, 2024 @ 1:08am 
great list
Keysmash666 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:54pm 
in the name of the devs, the harvester, and the SIO2