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How To Be A Good Tourist
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What to do when arriving on a tribal island...
   
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Step One: Cultural Appropriation
The first thing you should do as a tourist on a tribal island is mockingly imitate their culture. In this case, teabag on the spot.
Step Two: You Have To Ruin Everything, Don't You?
Barge your way into the game of "limbo" uninvited and ruin it for everyone. They're doing it wrong anyway and YOU are an expert at this game despite having never played it before. You saw it on TV once though and it looked easy.
Step Three: Harass the local wildlife
I wonder what the import policy is on endangered turtles. Do I even need to declare it? Eh, should be fine if I stuff it in my carry-on.

I'm sure the locals won't mind me taking the only turtle on the island.
Step Four: Destroy The Landscape and Dip
What's that funny-looking mountain over there?

Oh dear this doesn't look good.

YOU THERE!! PUSH THIS BOAT OUT SO I CAN LEAVE THIS RETCHED ISLAND!!!
4 opmerkingen
juliesbeaner 7 nov 2024 om 15:07 
tysm:ppg_human:
kevtaylor2001 1 feb 2024 om 16:59 
Step 5.5: this is only one of many disasters ahead. beleive me when i tell you the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming
Step 6: Birdie friend! :D
miledag 24 jan 2024 om 11:05 
step five: give the island a 1 star review so its truly destroyed.
Greedyfunk 17 dec 2023 om 14:02 
Step Five: Get hit by a big rock and die