I Wanna Rock
"Turn it on"
*This achievement mostlikely won't need explenaition. The moment your run the game you are suppose to get it.*

Baptized In Blood
"Kill 44 Shatanists"
*Another straight forward achievement that you shouldn't have any problems with, just kill.*

Streetcleaner
"Get 23 'Road Jacks' "
*Grab your car, find shatanists, get some velocity and run over them at high speed. You should get a notification every time you achieve a 'Road Jacks' because you get points every time you do it. You don't need to kill them, just run them over at high speed.*

Nothingface
"Put 3 buckets on shatanists' heads"
*Another straight forward achievement, it can be tricky, but I think I have a good solution. First, find a bucket, use telekinesis with right mouse button to grab it, aim a little above a shatanists head and throw it pressing right mouse bottom again. This worked for me every time.*

Blessed Are the Sick & Sticky Fingers
"Bless 23 christianists/shatanists" & "Get 23 donations from Christians"
*Through completing quests you will be given the power to ask christianists for money and to bless christianists so they follow you and fight for you. (Remember you can press down your mouse wheel and select the option above to acceses all your powers and from there select either of this two).

I put them together because they both involve interacting witch christianists and can be done simultaneously. Do this 23 times each and you'll get this two achievements pretty easy.*

Spill the Blood
"Knockout 93 shatanists using telekinesis"
*I have to apologise because I've never payed any attention to this one, I cannot for sure say if you need to kill 93 using telekinesis or just hit them and make them fall to the ground when throwing something using telekinesis. Still, you are gonna find a lot of shatanists along the way and they are pretty annoying, so you will eventually get it.*

The Exorcist
"Finish the Exorcism"
*This one is a spoiler and I would recomend to not read It and do this quest yourself, It's pretty short but I found It entertaining. Still, if you are struggling... well, this is a guide after all.


Enter the house.
Get inside the door on the right. There are stairs on the right, go up to the attic.
There is a room on the attic, go in and you'll find a totem on the left corner and a cross.
Destroy the totem and turn the cross back up.
Go back down to the main floor. There is a door next to the stair that goes down to the basement.
Go down to the basement.
Go all the way to the end of the basement, there is a room with something on fire.
Get in the room, turn to your right and destroy the totem.
Go back to the main floor.
Before leaving, there is another room to the right with a totem on top of some furniture.
Destroy the totem.
Leave the room.
Follow the hallway and you will find two doors infront of you and another on the left.
Take the left door to the kitchen. Turn left and destroy the totem.
Go back to the hallway and from the other two doors take the one on the left.
This is the room with the one who is possessed on the bed.
There is a totem next to the bed, destroy it.
turn back up the cross above the door.
Perform the Exorcism.
Done.

Confessor
"Get the bonu for the perfect confession"
*Pretty simple:
Any statement done by someone who is confessing, related to God or Jesus Christ. Code 1.
Any statement done by someone who is confessing, related to their family or parents. Code 2.
I got this achievement with a ninety something porcent score. I don't think you should have a problem.*

Exercises In Futility and Back Off, I Got Work to Do
*Do the quest, you can't miss this two.*

Cleaning Is My Business... And Business Is Good
"Clean 23 Graffitis"
*Ok, I'm gonna give you the location of avery graffiti in the game. There are more than 23, I guess the ones from the quest don't count, just in case I'm gonna mentione them all, so don't get lost.

Following the main quest you are send to the church's basement, there you will get the mop to clean graffities and two graffitis to clean too.

Keep doing quest until you are send to the trailer park, where you are asked to clean 5 more graffities.
2 at a Light red brick building, one next to the ammo dispenser and the other on the roof.
2 at a Dark red birck building, one from behind and the other on the roof.
1 at a Dark gray brick building, between the two windows, next to the door.

When you finish cleaning the trailer park, you are asked to collect a blueprint from the ammo dispenser. Looking at the ammo dispenser turn right and take the dirt road that leaves the trailer park until you find an intersection, turn left, enter the cementary, go to the crypt and looking to the door you'll find 1 graffiti at your right.

Leave the cementary and follow the dirt road again until you meat the main road. Turn right and follow the road until you get to the first house at your left, is a light red brick big house. There is 1 graffiti behind It.

Leave the light red brick big house. continue the road, but not too far, there is another house on your right with 1 graffiti on the roof.

Leave the house and continue the road, ignore the house with light blue roof and go to the one next to it, it should have a wall around it made out of bricks. looking at the door you'll find 1 graffiti at your left, passed the windows.

Leave the house and go to the one next to it with half made out of dark wood planks and the other half out of bricks. There is 1 graffiti on the long face with no door and one window.

Keep following the road until you reach the gass station. There is 1 graffiti behind the it.

Leave the gas station and skip the yellow house, go for the one next to it which should have a shack next to it. There is 1 graffiti behind the house.

Continue the road until you get to the buss station. There are two graffities here.
Infront of the buss station there is a house, following the wall to the right of the door is the one.
Behind of the buss station there is a farm, following the wall to the right of the door is the one.

Follow the road straight ahead, don't go right on the intersection. To your right you'll see a football/basketball field and on top of it our next graffiti on one of the side of a house.

Before reaching the end of the road, you have to turn right on a dirt road. ignore the houses and follow the dirt road until you get back to the main road, this time through the end of the road we skipped. Don't go down there! but incase you need to know, there is another gass stasion in that direction. keep on the main road that dones't go down, ignore the first houe on your left and go to the next one on your right. There are 6 graffities all around this house:
1 on the roof.
1 next to the door.
2 behind the house.
2 inside what looks like a barn with double doors.

We continue through the main road and reach the church once more. There are two more graffities here, one behind the church and the other top right the main doors.

Go back to the road we were before and keep on it until you see a dirt road on your lefy. Follow this road and go left in the next two intersections. There are 2 graffities.
1 behind the first building at your right.
1 behind the second building, on the roof.

Go back to the main road before taking the dirt road and follow it through until you get to the first couple houses to your left, which brings a couple of graffities.
1 on the roof of the house on the left.
1 on the house infront of you, left of the double doors.

Keep following the road until you get to a buss station and infront of it there is a dirt road that goes straight to a house, behind it there is the last graffiti.

You should have completed this achievement before reaching the end*