Paint the Town Red

Paint the Town Red

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How to not die
By Your local horse offender
a guide on not dieing
   
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how to not die
step one dont die.
18 Comments
Jason_vorheesgaming 10 Aug @ 8:49pm 
get a needle stabbed into you the needle makes you immortal but it when you inject it it feels like ten thousand bullets being shot into you would you do it?
Your local horse offender  [author] 8 Aug @ 1:36pm 
Un die
John Helldiver 8 Aug @ 1:00pm 
dieing
Jason_vorheesgaming 24 Mar @ 5:16pm 
so real so true the words are inspiring
Your local horse offender  [author] 31 Jan @ 3:43am 
Just punch dudes in the face. It will cure your sadness
brabrasion 12 Jan @ 8:26pm 
i am :steamsad:
brabrasion 12 Jan @ 8:25pm 
die 84652525 what :steam sad:
Minceraft 23 Nov, 2024 @ 11:20am 
instuctions unclear, i'm on the no-fly list now
Your local horse offender  [author] 28 Oct, 2024 @ 5:29pm 
this is a common side effect
Properly stupid 25 Oct, 2024 @ 4:03am 
Instructions unclear, I am now wanted for terrorism in forty seven countries