Are you troubled by terrorists in the middle of the night?
Do you ever experience feelings of fear in your bombsite a or b?
Have you or your family ever seen a Balkan, Anarchist, or Professional Terrorist?
If the answer is "yes," then don't wait another minute.
We're ready to save you.

I ain't afraid of no terrorists.


BTW: The images that are angled are the foil versions of it.