YOU WANT THE ACHIEVEMENTS IN THIS GAME...YEAH YOU DO BUDDY THAT'S WHY YOU CLICKED ON THIS...

...i havent actually gotten all achievement yet but someone needed to get started on one of these!!! Sorry if this is unprofessionally formatted this is like my first time making a guide. If you know anything I missed comment it down below! We can do this...TOGETHER...

These ones I dunnae' think you can attempt past the start of the game. If you mess em up ye' gotta do it all over!

• WORLD CLASS DANCER
  
• BUG HATER
  
• SPACE, CLEANED
  
• EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH

And these are just games at the arcade! You can try it as much as you want.

• MEAT ON THE BONE, HUNGRY NO MORE
  
• HUH, I GUESS I CAN SURVIVE THIS ENDLESS JOGGING FANTASY
  
• QUICKER PICKER UPPER
  
• FIVE STAR DINING EXPERIENCE (They added this one to the arcade in an update :3)

QPU is probably gonna be the trickiest one. It's a lot less consistent! You kinda gotta get a bit lucky...

Okay you just gotta uhm. Play the arcade games a bunch. Get A ranks or higher and atleast one S rank on each.
...Also get the golden stags...? Probably? I did the golden stag quest before the furniture stuff... Look down at the BUG ISLAND description for those...

Go into Da Settings and turn on the Achievement setting...It's the same menu with the "PC Age" setting!

You gotta flush every toliet bro. Flush the toliets. Im not 100% sure yet but i think you just need to flush most/every toliet in the game (Apricot resort, your house, coworker's apartment, maybe others i forgot) and that should hopefully do it. you'll get a phone call when you do

Summon a Goblin in the first Brightside encounter!

Go into the south city fitness house and hit the punching bag a bunch of times and then you'll get it. I dont know about the amount but just punch that thang and you'll get it!
According to a PRO STRAT by Plub 64, you can stand in the middle of both punching bags and get it twice as fast, by interacting with them both!

Go to south city and get the... the like charred quesadilla or whatever it was. You have to eat it in battle.

You gotta get all the rats for the rat lord, there's rats in the cave behind the diner, there's rats in the freezer, and uh. there's a rat in the forest, im not sure where else they might've been

Get all the quiz answers correct in the Apricot Resort quiz!
Eleven
Curd
Starshine Isles
Tropicana Avenue
Milk Orb
Summer
Bird

check every trash can in the game :)

Ooooh boy okay. You need to have the net from completing the exterminator job from the start of the game. I think. I did.
Talk to the bug guy at apricot resort with the net, and he'll ask you to find some bugs for him. He's talking about Golden Stags.
There are four of them! One at the handsome humanoid gym if you turn on all the treadmills, one at the back at the diner with the trash can where you gotta kill all the flies with the bug zapper, one at the forest if you turn off all the mushroom lights in the first room, and...one at...East City, you gotta go down into the trees, there's an entrance at the very right of the trees, you gotta stand in that patch of dead grass and wait there for a bit.

Get all the goblins. There are 7!

THE GOBLINS:
Homebody Goblin: Starter goblin. the lad
Fever Goblin: In the downstairs of the cool room, you can find a room with the fever goblin in it
Everyday Goblin: Go to the job center and walk downwards and go into the clearing between the trees.
Wannabe Goblin: I'll be honest I forgot where I found them, it was in a similar hidden clearing in one of the towns. Down south in North City, I think...?
Lesser Goblin: Go to the picnic basket group in South City, go down to the fenced clearing with two trees. and walk behind the tree into the arcade.
Apple Colored Goblin: If you go back to the forest of illusion after completing it, the previously wrong pathways will take you to new rooms with stuff in them. In one of these is the Apple Colored Goblin!
Perfect Goblin: You gotta like...There's two elevators in 1000 FUTURES, you gotta find the elevator at the end of floor 1, go in it, and go to the bottom floor that was previously the jail floor. (Psst you can also go to floor 3 from that floor if you backtrack after completing the game to get the studio key)

You gotta throw the knife away after the boss gives it to you, after saving at the phone, before going outside, I think. I have yet to check it myself.

At the start of chapter 4 (The one with Echo) you gotta call Thea and she should mention her and Dolus looking in the cool room, so go all the way back there and check on them!

You need to throw out Cram's cup twice and talk to him after doing it each time! Teehee.

CALLING BUSDRIVER AT 3 AM CHALLENGE (GONE DEADLY)
Call the Busdriver at 3 am in REAL WORLD TIME.
Er- At your house that is. I forgot to mention that.

"you have to keep the cigarette in your inventory when you go through the glitched segment after you finish the last puzzle to open the reactor door in the second to last chapter" -Wiittyusername
I didn't even know you could get a cigarette...I guess she means the one Mystery Man throws? I think I heard you can get the cigarette from a trash can or dumpster around the diner at some point after you kill him.

Like...You gotta ignore all the QTE prompts at the end of Vance's fight until the game starts begging you to press the button from what I hear!

Go to "the neon sign room thats basically at the end of the coolroom maze just before fighting sweet in chapter 3" at exactly 12 o clock at midnight. blee I have no clue how you discovered this one but bless your clever soul.

1. SQUAD GOALS
   
2. NO FILTER
   
3. HAD TO DO IT
   
4. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE

I have NO clue how you get these but it's tied to party members somehow. I'm not sure how it works, but all four characters have a "Bonds" variable that can go up when you pick certain dialogue options or do stuff, like picking them at the start of the game... Not just any one thing from the looks of it,

Ummm yeah sorry this isn't super professional it's my first time... but i hope this helps someone out there...And feel free to comment if I got anything wrong or know anything I don't!! I'd really appreciate it!!! I wanna help folks out
Hopefully I'll be able to clean it up in the future when i have more time!!

-Bry for informing me of Perfect Goblin's Location
-T. Foolery for informing me of Lesser Goblin's location
-WiittyUsername for how to get "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY CHECKED" and "A CHANCE ENCOUNTER" (also holy balls hi your animations are super good)
-burger and FunnyBunnyMarcy for details on OVERKILL
-ITSFYREGUY for figuring out PRANK GONE WRONG
-LULZDOSH for Apricot Resort quiz answers
-blee for GHOSTS OF THE PAST
-domsim1 for looking into how the party member achievements work

Ummm also check out Gimmiko if you have the time...i didnt work on it but i really wish it had more eyes on it and supporting it, you dont have to though thank you for reading XOXO
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2101420/GIMMIKO/