Do you want to be like this guy? Well then this guide is for you! I may not cover every option, but this will help you get started down your dark path! Once you make it through this guide, there is no turning back!

Set up a trap to make it seem like your innocent, you didn't kill him, the trap did. And just like that! you were never there!
Alternatively You can also seem like an innocent bystander and place the blame on your victim! It was his fault for standing so close to this dangerous tower!

Grab your freeze ray and your physics gun, were gonna make sure our victim won't know what him em! By freezing them, you don't have to worry about them spilling the beans, in layman's terms they won't be able to tell anyone that you tried to kill them, cause their frozen... Kinda thought that was obvious... Anyways, the only way to unfreeze them would be to reverse engineer your tech which only you have! Do you know how long that will take to do? It will be years before you have to worry about anything coming out about you. The physics gun will also help you secure your secret since the physics gun doesn't leave behind and finger prints! Hooray!

I feel like this one is pretty self explanatory, but I'll go over it anyways. Take your
car. Slam on the gas! and rack up those points (you get points but running over
people). Then run like there's no tomorrow! Cause if you don't there might not be
a tomorrow.

With this method, you aren't killing anyone by your own hand, however you are the cause technically. By framing someone else you sentence them to life in prison so they will eventually die. Now you never have to see their ugly mug again in a less violent way!

I mean do I really need to say anything else? I guess I'll mention, you'l have to get a bit creative on how to get away with it, but I'll leave that up to you ;)

This one ensures you have the best chance to get away with it, but eviscerating your victim, there won't be anything to trace back to you! Problem solved! And you can make it a game! How many people can you hit with a single energy ball! My score is 15! BEAT THAT!

Who can outrun a tank? No one I say! So why make it a challenge when you can make it a good target practice session? Also, who is going to stop you? Your in a flippin tank! No one is going to stop you! Plus tanks are just fun :)

Ask someone out for a drink, and then while they aren't looking, pour in a bit of the ca ca caaa craaaazzzyy juice! After about an hour the juice will cause a lot of hallucinations, so much in fact that they honestly might do your job for you and die! Win win in my book!




Crazy Juice Facts:
This juice will make you see wild things!
800 Calories
Ingredients:
???? Its a secret.
Side effects:
May cause a common cold, a slightly runny nose, violent crying,
heart burn and seeing the spirits of the damned.

Congratulations! You made it to the end of my guide, hopefully this will help you down your murderous path. I'm proud of you, you are going to do great evil in this world kid. As a side note, the innocents you have killed are now spirits coming to kill you.. so ooops :/











Now you have an army of angry spirits coming after you, good luck kiddo!