Teardown

Teardown

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How to ruin a perfect game (WORKING 2023)
By I'm A Person123
Easiest way to ruin a game I really hope this helps future companies!!
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How to ruin a perfect game.
So, you have your perfect game all ready and made. It has a great community. So many amazing mods. Epic devs. And you wanna turn it into a soulless cash grab. (I'm not capitalizing saber interactive because they don't deserve it.)

STEP ONE:
So now you wait for saber interactive or some other sh*t company to offer money to buy out your game, you sign their contract and "oh now we don't have any access or say to the game it's just run by saber now this will be great" the devs thought.

STEP TWO:
You watch saber price up your game by 10$.

STEP THREE:
You let saber interactive start development on a 30$ season pass (literally the price of the game!!!) for bad dlcs that don't really add anything to your game and are just made to suck every last penny out of your fans. Then they start to port it to console with a digital upgrade that adds one new map and a fricken vehicle and also add 16 different versions and make graphics for what they all have to convince the fans to buy the "good upgraded version".

STEP FOUR:
You see the update comes out and you are blasted with an oversized ugly new UI for everything, more crashes and worse performance, half the communities mods are broken, and so many negative reviews flooding in but you can't do anything about it because you signed that contact saber sent. The community comes to shambles with ONE update and now you're devastated. Your game is crumbling down into ruins by the day.

STEP FIVE:
saber puts back the previous update to seem like their good or smth or because they don't like the hate (personally this left a sour taste in my mouth). And now all you can do is just watch as your perfect game slowly crumbles and the fans turn on it because saber ruined it.

Great job you piece of sh*t company saber. Everyone really likes you :))))))) We can't wait for the new updates and to watch you ruin it further! (This is sarcastic I think they're horrible people.)
23 Comments
Siete 7 Jan, 2024 @ 10:31am 
"So why did you decide to buy out Teardown?" "Money. I like money!!1!"
Ben Walker 4 Jan, 2024 @ 9:48am 
is this still working in 2024?
The Slimster 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:10am 
What about now? hmm? HMMMMMMMM????!????????
denman0730 1 Jan, 2024 @ 11:31am 
roll back to the previous ui it was at least stable(ish) this new one i cant even enjoy the stuff i used to do without multiple crashes and campaign i cant even play without crashing
gaming 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:03pm 
hmm
[HASH]J2theBs 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:41pm 
if i had a choice to undo saber's ownership of teardown, or stop the original sin from happening, it would be to stop the original sin so saber doesn't exist.
TallTim 25 Dec, 2023 @ 9:30pm 
"Capitalism Sucks!!1111!!" - Sent from my iPhone

:steamsalty: lol
Bobbert >:) 22 Dec, 2023 @ 10:26pm 
Saber Should just make their own games if they like controlling games not BRIBE OTHER DEVS FOR THEIR MONEY TO MAKE MORE MONEY
mingebag 20 Dec, 2023 @ 1:45pm 
never EVER hate a person who is more successful than you. you're hating a literal game studio whos networth is over 129 Million USD and youre hating it. I'd really like to see you do anything better.
Adamiskooo W [CZ/SK] 19 Dec, 2023 @ 6:38am 
yea that is my point :GDEasy: