>be professional Ninja
>I sign on with this new group
>Head in to role-call and it's all just huge tittied women with fat asses in latex
>Get an assignment to investigate a criminal ring in the undercity
>I'm sneaking through a vent after hours of prep
>Hear moaning
>Peer through an opening and see my partner is already getting raped by orcs
>Grab the important files and come back
>Now she's being fucked by dogs
>I forgot my keys so I have to go back, now she's being force-fed six litres of cum from a machine
>Sneak out as she's being gangbanged by sentient plants and turned into a meatcube
> mfw my boss gives us both an award for a job well done

I'm thinking about giving my two weeks notice.

you turn to skyrim for your porn

pathetic