Class of '09: The Re-Up

Class of '09: The Re-Up

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How to Drink Soda
By asbestos
This sguide will tell you how to drink soda the really normal way for really normal people.
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Step 1: Obtaining Your Sodie Pops of Choice
You ggo to the store. Any store, they all carry sodas I guarantee it.
Step 2: Quaffing the Divine Nectar
Now you open the soda you have purchased and gulp it. I have provided a diagram for your ease of understanding.
15 Comments
Killy the Bid 5 Aug @ 11:54pm 
WHY ARE YOU BUYING SODA IN A SOUP STORE?
spaghettihollynaise 27 Jul @ 12:33pm 
instructions unclear:swallowed the whole can like a snake swallowing an egg :needy_cat:
girlnole3 14 Jul @ 8:09pm 
ty but i somehow messed up and the can is in my urethra
strxwberrygvtz 3 Jul @ 1:47am 
ty for this. one small problem. the can is up my ass :steamsad:
Calla Astra 30 Jun @ 2:04pm 
Help I chugged La Croix:bouncybomb:
Naut 30 Jun @ 12:29am 
I can't find any: there's only soup
pickleperson1145 31 May @ 7:46pm 
mm... fizzy... mmm.. yummy...
音楽PattyTheRock簡単 16 Apr @ 1:03pm 
My dog died thx for the tutorial
Lobster Mobster 11 Apr @ 9:56am 
Wow thanks this helped a lot
Mura_qb55 10 Mar @ 1:32am 
Never knew you could go to jail for drinking soda... Step 2 is explained poorly >:(