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How to Kiss the Princess

By Scumdog Millionaire

Are you a massive simp who wants to romance a potential world-ending entity? Or do you just want to troll the Narrator in the most hilarious way possible? Either way, here's how you get access to the best scene in the entire game.

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Category: Achievements, Secrets, Story or Lore, Walkthroughs

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How to do it

There's only one route that lets you kiss the princess, and its kinda counter-intuitive, but if you follow this instruction you should get it.

CHAPTER 1: The Hero and the Princess

*Enter the basement without picking up the knife.

*Try to free the princess.

*When the knife spawns in the basement, kill the Princess.

CHAPTER 2: The Witch

*Pick up the knife and enter the basement.

*Give the knife to the Princess.

*Chose either the "You're beautiful" or the "We're both scared and both hurting" dialogue options. These will give you the Voice of the Smitten in the next chapter. The other dialogue options will give you Voice of the Cheated instead, which won't allow you to kiss her.

CHAPTER 3: The Thorn

*Enter the basement.

*Convince the Princess to let you free her.

*Free the princess.

*CLAIM YOUR REWARD.

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