SO basicly from like 5 minutes of gameplay just follow these 2 tips


1. use precise mouse controls, its the most gentlemanly way to do it

2. keep your cursor in the middle of the screen when your not dodging birds/beers/boomarangs
this gives you as much time as possible to dodge the next bird/beer/boomerang

well no you will be like hat jesus at this game, now you to can say be saying "gg no re" all the time.