Welcome to the world of Dark Souls, where your goal is to keep your sanity intact while attempting to conquer the game. This guide doesn't guarantee victory, but it promises a good laugh along the way!

Point 1: Choosing your character class: Forget about picking an easy class. Instead, go for "Random" and let fate decide what your character will be. Be prepared for it to turn out to be a chef-alchemist with a banjo.

Point 1: Covenants: Join one of the covenants to meet new friends. Or just wait until someone invades your game and try to settle things with conversation rather than a fight. A good conversation can be mightier than a sword!

Point 1: Hidden rooms: Remember, in the world of Dark Souls, even the walls can have secrets. If you find a wall that looks suspicious, be prepared for it to reveal not just treasures but maybe even a boss who acts like they're there by accident, almost as if they were cleaning the floor and apologizing for the disturbance.

Keep in mind that Dark Souls REMASTERED is a game that will teach you patience, perseverance, and possibly a whole new vocabulary in case of setbacks. Don't worry if you don't make it to the end because the journey itself can be hilariously entertaining. Good luck, and may the fire always be with you... and your keyboard!