Dead by Daylight

Dead by Daylight

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How To Have Sex With Wesker (DBD)
By wesker's kitten
A comprehensive guide on how to romance and potentially have sex with the one and only Albert Wesker from the hit game Dead By Daylight (AKA The Mastermind). All gifs and images used in this guide are mine! <3
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Disclaimer
I am not responsible for any tunneling, face camping, or unpleasant experiences that might occur through these methods. I have romanced and attracted a large amount of Weskers and this is what personally works for me. If you couldn't tell, I am horrendously down bad for him. All gifs and images shown in this guide belong to me and are from my personal game play. I wanted to show them as they are quite humorous, but also to prove that this genuinely works and Wesker mains are just goofy goobers. We should all have a little bit of fun in DBD once in a while (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶) Please let me know if this works as I'd love to hear your funny stories!

Step 1: Changing Your Name (Optional)
This is not required but it can definitely help you to romance and attract Wesker as a potential lover. It might even coax him to make the first move on you! (This has happened multiple times to me. I had a Wesker use Lethal Pursuer to come find me and he instantly started hitting it from the back. I didn't even have to do anything!)

Before loading into a Dead By Daylight match, change your Steam name to something related to Wesker. For example, my name is "Wesker's Kitten". Some other hit faves I've seen are "Wesker's Darling", "Choke Me Wesker", etc. Try to be creative and come up with a cool and unique name that shows your appreciation for Wesker!
To change your Steam name, go to your profile, click "Edit Profile", and change your "Profile Name".
You can also, additionally, decorate your profile to be Wesker themed like mine, but this is also not necessary.

Step 2: How To Know If It's Wesker
Once you have loaded into a match, YOUR FIRST objective should be to find out if the killer is Wesker or not. This can easily be done by finding one of his iconic black chests around the map. Be sure to open the chest and check the item inside. If there is a First Aid spray inside the chest, then congratulations, the killer is Wesker! If the killer is not Wesker (i.e. it's a different item in the chest, or there are no chests at all) then you should immediately DC or find the killer and unalive yourself on hook. There is no point in playing the match if the killer is not Wesker.

Another way to find Wesker would be hearing for the sound of his massive terror radius. Wesker has the biggest ̶d̶i̶c̶k̶ terror radius out of every killer in the game (40 metres) so you will hear him quite early on in the match or see the visual heartbeat light up (if you have it enabled).

The final way to know if the killer is Wesker, is if he uses his iridescent add-on (Uroboros Vial). This add-on infects all survivors at the start of the trial with Uroboros.

Step 3: Finding Wesker
Now that you know the killer is Wesker, it's time to find him!~ Again, follow the sound of his massive 40 metre terror radius and you should seek him out in no time.

Step 4: Approaching Wesker
You have to act quickly, because please remember that Wesker only has 7 minutes left to spare and he is here to kill the survivors. Walk towards Wesker from a short distance and start spamming the crouch button. This is a universal sign of peace in Dead By Daylight.



In some cases, when you approach him, he might act instinctively and hit you. This is fine, do not panic. You should immediately bow down to him in submission and nod your head. The reactions I've received from Weskers are different. But majority of the time, they stop and look at me in confusion, before realizing what I am trying to do. This should give you more than enough time to crouch walk towards him and begin poking his lower half. Eventually, he will realize, nod, and begin to play along with you.



If Wesker still doesn't budge and he downs you and begins carrying you to a hook, do not give up! Instead, refuse to wiggle out of his arms. This has a 100% success rate for me. Wesker will feel bad that you aren't wiggling out and he'll drop you to the ground, or let you wiggle out.

Step 5: If It Doesn't Work (Highly Unlikely)
I have a 98% success rate with this method. Out of the hundreds of Weskers I have had intercourse with, only 3 of them have revolted. If it's the "wrong kind of Wesker", he might end up tunneling or face camping you for trying to seduce him. If this is the case, then just DC or kill yourself on hook. Or, you can taunt and tea-bag him throughout the game. He didn't deserve you anyway, girl. There's plenty of fish in the sea.

Step 6: Nod
If you have tamed Wesker successfully and he is not hostile towards you, make sure to nod! This is very good to not only ascertain that you are on the same page, but also to establish your intimate relationship. Plus, he just gives cool nods! ^^

Step 7: Go On A Date
You didn't think you were just going to get right into it, did you? Well, it honestly depends on the type of Wesker you're dealing with. Some are more than happy to get right into the intimate stuff, while others prefer to take things slow and get to know you a bit first. If you have this kind of Wesker, it's definitely fun to go sight seeing, grab a drink, and have some romantic moments together! (。˃ ᵕ ˂ )



Another thing Wesker loves is when you use the spray bottles! If you're infected, grab a First Aid spray and start spamming the spray button. You will do a little dance for Wesker! This is funny and it will also show off your unique charm, further seducing him.

Step 8: Have Sex
If all goes well and Wesker is interested in you, then congratulations! Happy Sex! If you are on a map like Haddonfield or Badham, I'd highly recommend taking him to a bed for some extra special time! ;) But doing it out in the open is fun too.






Be sure to also give him head.



And smack his beautiful booty cheeks!! ⸜(。˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡

Step 9: Mori
After all of this, surely if you were a true Wesker fan, you would show him the ultimate act of love? If he has an offering, ask Wesker to mori you as a token of your appreciation for his kindness. He is such a busy man as it is. It's the least you can do for wasting his precious time.

Congratulations!
Yay! Congratulations, you have had sex in the hit game Dead By Daylight with Albert Wesker from the Evil Residents series! If you're reading this, you're probably going to die a virgin anyway, so you might as well do it here in this God forsaken game. Enjoy!

79 Comments
l1nad Ruble 8 Nov @ 9:49am 
cringe
seiho 4 Nov @ 12:59am 
obsessive survivors are the best :3
危险的香烟女孩 3 Nov @ 9:38pm 
i love this so much xD
xrn64idk 18 Oct @ 6:41am 
I can finally counter Wesker!!!
Sako<3Cata 18 Oct @ 2:51am 
wtf did i just read
Saturn奋华 17 Oct @ 10:05am 
y'all are honestly mental:saitou:
ScorpioN 17 Oct @ 5:24am 
WTF !! What did I just read?
bigpieness 16 Oct @ 10:12pm 
BRO IM HIGH AND READING TS MADE ME SHIGGLE
j3r 16 Oct @ 9:53pm 
BRO IM HIGH AND READING TS MADE ME SHIGGLE
ScaryHockeyGuy 16 Oct @ 4:40pm 
Instructions unclear, ended up having sex with Bubba (massive W)