Tips from the C.I.A. to spy's. Do not squat with heel up then you will be instantly recognized as a spy. Make some friends and tell them about how good capitalism is (preferably while they are drunk). in order to survive Russia you must be drunk at all times with vodka only. Report any and ALL things that look even slightly suspicious.If you are discovered they will have AK-47's but you will have DEMOCRACY. Secure any oil you come across and mail it back to the U.S. Buy an Adidas tracksuit to fit in with the crowd. And finally NEVER wear Nike it is an eternal sin in Russia to wear Nike. I hoped this guild helped you to stay hidden long live Capitalism and God bless America