Plants vs. Zombies: Game of the Year

Plants vs. Zombies: Game of the Year

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Why the Browncoat zombie is a sex Offender
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I will be explaining as to why the BROWNcoat zombie is a s.e.x. offender.
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Evidence #1: Just look at him...
Evidence #2: He is very rugged.
As we can see, he appears to be VERY uncempt, some say it's because he's a zombie, but in reality the answer is ACTUALLY very different compared to what liberal propaganda has attempted to teach you otherwise, which leads me to my next point...
Evidence #3: The Browncoat Zombie is not actually a Zombie...
If there's one thing about today's society that is simply fricked up, is that everyone is suffering from severe group hallucinations... however I will be the one to give you all the black pill so that you all can see the truth, THIS is what the Browncoat "Zombie" LOOKS LIKE!!!!11!!
Conclusion
After all the evidence i've shown you, I really do hope that people can now see what true horror's lie behind that soulless monster... however i do STRONGLY suggest you don't harrass ANYONE in this Guide. That will be it for me today, stay strong my black pilled gamers, and have a nice halloween.
55 Comments
weird al yankovic real 2 May @ 8:28am 
PVZ Plush mentioned
Boikycheezyyyyyyyyyy 23 Apr @ 4:59pm 
Thanks for the free info
Bobinidus 22 Apr @ 9:50pm 
drop the full pdf guide _/\_
Real-Agent-Meta ✠ 12 Apr @ 3:11pm 
Wtf is this schizophrenia
Bowls In Cider 29 Jan @ 12:01am 
the zombies are cumming
Paint Bucket Prince 1 Jul, 2024 @ 7:26pm 
EWW HES BRITISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!/j
rojogames371 17 Jun, 2024 @ 11:05pm 
using somebody's appearance alone as evidence of them being a sex offender is even LESS valid than assuming they're a sex offender because they know somebody who's a sex offender.
stop it,
- the zombies.
Escaped Gorilla 16 Mar, 2024 @ 12:50pm 
Your honor, Browncoat is NOT aa sex offender for one simple reason: He is a virgin. Brown coat is too scared to even approach a girl, let alone assault her. For that, I think Brown coat is innocent.
dicksalot 11 Mar, 2024 @ 8:28pm 
life changing.
F O R E V E R
CalvinGrub 10 Mar, 2024 @ 9:36pm 
this is inovative and truepilled