The Conquistador first thought of lemon as a godly fruit, then created a religion about this.

After this he hired a painter to draw the holy lemon virgin (skill issue) and put it in the highest lemon church, on the lemon island *dun dun dun*.

And because the Spanish Empire lived there, they quickly joined the cult.

The cult grew, everyone thought it would become the religion to take over the world, and pretty sure it looked like that.

After taking over the spain empire with its believes, naval army started appearing.

The people only ate lemons, dressed like lemons,selling their soul just for some lemons, the Conquistador gained more power by minute.

He didnt even believe in lemon gods, just played dumb.

But most good things come to an end...

When everything looked great an armageddon struck, the almighty kraken has awoken from his eternal slumber and destroyed islands one by one.

The cult shattered because others were taken by the ocean, never to be seen again.

And then appeared the limes, an abomination of a lemonist.

(Kraken goes to slumber by dividing 5 coins)


The Conquistador and his cult is in peace, or is it?

(Bob appears)

(claims 4 coins)

The Conquistador knows he will be next so he locks his kingdom.

Sadly the Bob breaches through defenses *the red spy has already breached our defenses!*



And thus ending the cult by killing the Conquistador and awakening the kraken.

this do be the end tho😔


me speaking fire🗣🔥🔥🔥