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The Completely Bonkers Guide to Magic: The Gathering
By _eXeCutie
Welcome to the wackiest guide you'll ever find for Magic: The Gathering! In a world of powerful spells and epic duels, it's time to throw logic out the window and embrace the madness. This is "The Completely Bonkers Guide to Magic: The Gathering."
   
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Category: Achievements, Characters, Classes, Co-op, Crafting, Game Modes, Gameplay Basics, Loot, Maps or Levels, Modding or Configuration, Multiplayer, Secrets, Story or Lore, Trading, Walkthroughs, Weapons, Workshop
Languages: English
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26 Sep, 2023 @ 8:02am
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Guide Index
Overview
1. The "Screaming Card" Strategy: 
2. The "Trading Card for Snacks" Gambit: 
3. The "Library Party" Tactic: 
4. The "Invisible Deck" Challenge: 
5. The "Misdirection Mastery" Move: 
Final Words: 
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1. The "Screaming Card" Strategy:
Channel your inner showman and scream the card names like you're casting spells in a '90s cartoon. "Lightning Bolt!" "Giant Growth!" Your opponents won't know whether to be intimidated or amused.
2. The "Trading Card for Snacks" Gambit:
Offer your opponent a bag of chips or some delicious cookies in exchange for one of their rare cards. Who needs powerful creatures when you have a full belly?
3. The "Library Party" Tactic:
Host a library-themed party where you and your friends play MTG while dressed as librarians. Shush each other loudly when someone's concentrating, and use the Dewey Decimal System to organize your cards.
4. The "Invisible Deck" Challenge:
Convince your opponent that you're playing with an invisible deck. Act surprised when you draw cards, and describe your imaginary creatures in vivid detail. "My invisible dragon attacks for a million damage!"
5. The "Misdirection Mastery" Move:
Pretend to be engrossed in a book, chatting on the phone, or doing yoga during a game. Then, out of nowhere, make a sudden move and play your most powerful card, leaving your opponent bewildered.
Final Words:
These five lighthearted tactics will turn your Magic: The Gathering matches into a hilarious and memorable experience. Enjoy the absurdity and make every game a fun-filled adventure!

-ChatGPT
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_eXeCutie  [author] 11 Dec, 2023 @ 5:01am 
;p
DEMIURGE 23 Nov, 2023 @ 8:58pm 
what a twist ending frfr