• STEP 1: Open the game, go to the Capture the Flag gamemode and search for a match of 2Fort (AKA the only good map in the game)

• STEP 2: When you join the match pick the Engineer (AKA the funny Texan man)

• STEP 3: After choosing your class immediately go to your Intel room

• STEP 4: Start Building a sentry and a dispenser next to the Intel, teleporters are optional if you feel like teleporting teammates to your location

Look at this very determined Engie!

What a beautiful setup

After you’ve set up your buldings you have to wait for the enemy team to come, it may take a while but they will show up eventually and won’t be expecting a funny sentry right next to your precious Intel. Some other players might take interest in your tactics and will begin building next to you, increasing the defences

Additional notes:

• SPY CHECK EVERYONE, EVEN YOURSELF

• Random hats might spawn on the floor, they are hallucinations and should be ignored

• WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

• Don't make eye contact with the A-Posing Scout in the corner

• It's been 6 hours and nobody tried to steal the intel

• If an ÜberCharged enemy shows up on your nest with bad intentions, just say no, they can't destroy your buildings without your consent

Congratulations! You have now mastered the art of playing Engineer, you are credit to team!