The Room Three

The Room Three

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MATHS Aversionist's Advanced warning and hyperbole
By polymanictaz
Advanced jabber for MATHphobes/aversionits + warning and break down solution (Or just The answer) of the numeric draw based anomaly that happens AFTER YOU COMPLETE THE GAME the 1st time and .. .."ChAnGe YoUr FaTe!" (tm). If u havent then dont read this yet (spoiler!).. um the article that is, its fine to have read this telling you that, ok? cool. The next section should definitively determine weather this guide is right for you!
   
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SCARY DIGITS AND THE PROCESS OF ELIMINATION!
Have you completed the game and are about to.. "ChAnGe YoUr FaTe!?!" (tm)
If you just want <<THE ANSWER>> then just skip to the 3rd section "The Answer~"

If you havent got to the end of the game yet, Do not worry, forget anyone ever said anything about numbers or long equations and laters! ..as in you should swing your curser view around and click AWAY!
https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3009288704
(Run, SPOILER's come to steal your piece of mind and perform hideous fraction based divisions on it! dragging you to a turgid hell of eeevil Sudoku) GO!!!! ..freedom beckons! turn back, BACK!!
!!if you are fully aware of the spoiler and want to skip to THE ANSWER! go to section 3 now!! ..wait did i just say that???are the walls meant to fold??

..Otherwise..

Have you ever opened a draw and found your calculator was missing?

Have standard or mutated dyscalculia?

Do complex sets of linked divisions and multiplications break some of the even more complex codes of your ethics, belief or religion?

Do you or a pet suffer from absolutely any mental aversions to numeric application?

Do long sums cause sections of your brain real pain?

Do you live next door to an overly assertive or zealous mathematician?

Are you just plain allergic to maths?

Are you even still reading this?? (if not please leave your paradoxic quandary in the comments field below)
HEADS UP!

If on the other hand you are a mathematician then GO there is money to be made in laborious algorithms that remix bad elevator music quick, GO! digit spoilers!!!! if you want to do the maths.. (SPOILERS!) d.t.m and gtfo. .. RUN lest you eep out all the energy in your soul as the inverse reactionary of anothers demonic enchanted spiteful intangible, unfolding you through puzzle dimensions dissipating all, til the unanswered question becomes u eternally trapped like a mechanical puppet in a teller box! ...(whisper)spoiler



Your still reading?.. Then preemptively this `heads up' may be for you....
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THAT DRAW IN THE GENERATOR ROOM IS FULL OF BIG @$&#ING MATH!
HEADS /`@£&#NG UP! GET READY TO SEE NUMBERS!


https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2994541975
OK!! Thats the cautionary shouting part delt with! (ahhh better now!)

..wait its happening, the numbers!! i feel the draw near!
['THE ANSWER'] THE TRIAL OF NUMERICAL ABOMINATION!
[({ANSWER IS UNDER THE POINTLESS PICTURE!})]
If you are totally not ok with doing the maths here is a helpful chart that looks like Marios personal go cart track was vandalised by his lawyer/accountant then spray tagged with the charges from his rap sheet of the atrocities of his time in mushroom world
...There i think thats right or is that kirk hammets night tremor psychography ..no pretty sure that was signed, So.. two successful ways.

>>>>>>>>THE ANSWER<<<<<<<<
1. 2 x5 +4 +12 -5 +9
2. 8 x2 +7 +3 -5 +9

4 8 16 32 64 is the expansion rate of the whole draw. An eg of exponential mathocide since the 1st wayward maths driven architect was crushed by an upside down pyramid. daym that was close if that abomination got any larger ♥♥♥♥ could of got ...nAAAAsty.

[Ignore switch positions in pic. This is just a screen shot!]
!!!!DONT WORRY ITS OVER!!!!
..And done!, simple alarmingly expansive maths stacked neatly in the puzzle draw of an insane electrician and wildly eccentric scientist /part time demonoligist who definitely seems more than a little set on ensnaring your soul in a perpetual eternity, embedded within layers of intricate bafflement in A matryoshka Mathmare forever to power his dammed diabolical realm switching machine.
Vwahahahaaaaaa..AHUM.



"ONLY A MAD MAN WOULD KEEP THIS KIND OF UNSTABLE MATHS IN A DRAW, WE MUST DO SOMETHING."
COUNT ON IT!
EEiiiiiiiiiiP!! (screams of fevered numeric aversion)"
-Maths Aversion comity chairman and phobic P.A - Last words

Stay safe out there maths aversionists.
Many thanks & Hell realm holiday shots and links
Special Thanks to..

Boredom

The devs of this amazing game for going all out to make such a legendary puzzler,

The demonic voices that kept whispering strange Latin!?

All those who believe that tables should not be times'd lest they overthrow the world and make us the chairs of their cumulative expansive fate.

Also Mystic Maggy for having the stubborn determination and oblivious belief to help us all escape ominous folded dimensions of mind incarcerating captivity, even though she was a coin operated fortune automaton with no voice box and A flappy wooden mouth, now thats just bad ass!!

..and finally You for donating your soul by reading this..
Hey ya shouldve read small print on the train in the news paper
[Unlock all achievements for your freedom]

Now feel “free” to Enjoy some lovely cursed holiday snaps ;)..

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Here are some links that are actually useful!!!

This ones A guide to unlock all achievements (and 4 endings), if you use dont forget to give these guys some thumbs, to be clear I mean likes! they have obviously evolved to opposable digits or they would not be operating keyboards!

https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1791838361

this next link is only visible if you have travelled through at least 3 physical alternate realms of conceptual reality and taken mutagens till your hair turned white (snorting mac-Ds milkshake counts for that one!).

httpus:\/-

disclaimer.
warning after selecting this link you agree that neither me nor any secretive 3rd party interests are responsible for any dimensional misplacement, mental discombobulation, corporeal estrangement, total amnesia or mental discombobulation.
Truth cannot be fractioned, yet problems may multiply!
you have been warned.
35 Comments
polymanictaz  [author] 21 Sep @ 7:08am 
stop regurgitating colloquial mundanity or it will destroy the final wall to our reality and undo the actions of your past and take whats left as its limbo soul automaton, leaving all the untethered branches of your dimensional doppelgangers looking like it was preened with dime store polystyrene napalm!:Juicycactus::burst1:
Nighthawk 20 Sep @ 10:22pm 
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polymanictaz  [author] 6 Feb @ 4:33am 
:CloudedLook: ..Void?!!! (whistle) whosabooboodemondoodoo?!?!!! HEY YA VOIDY! WHOS A GOOD VOID?! YES YOU ARE!! Who wants some myopicly constrained view points ayyy? YES YOU DOO! AWWHHH! Ooop shit!! it heard us! its coming to feed again ffs! GET TO THE NEXT ROOM OR WE WILL ALL BE DELETED! Theyve come for your souls! CHEeeeeeeeeeeeESE IT!:saycheese::cheesechunk:
polymanictaz  [author] 6 Feb @ 4:33am 
:metalsign:Bassed? I wish! No not even drummed! :2014pick: music is the raw creative! SHhhhhhh! if you play it in this manipulated shifting limbo hub of the dimensional intangible the void demons will devour your imagination 1st ,leaving you an empty vessel, Receptacle to nothing but the lie of subservient conditional intelligence, diminishing in erroneous rut-stuck equation until deleting you completely leaving 0 but a puzzle cog,:OS_Firesteel: spinning in the same place, friction increasing your grind of existence, eroding for anothers anti agenda plans of narcissistic fulfilment, fools un to themselves and the now limited concept of self, forever gone! Making the dystopian grinning bone maw of inverse self appraised exterior judgement salivate with hunger for this 2nd hand polarizing glee! Feeding the void our potential and evolution as part of its 5 a day! :OS_Egg:
polymanictaz  [author] 6 Feb @ 4:25am 
(Shhh!!I think it can hear us!!)
:saycheese:..but sight is not insight! Or puzzles would present no challenge or take no time and time is still relative to our vague rules, though the rules here are twisted and wrapped around the seething spite of demonic captivity! Waiting to feast, pulling & entangling the lines on your intrinsic to rip out the meat of mind to life and reality from the place we all dream of things that surpass, expand, reshape and diversify our appreciation of understanding! (or 1-o-clock 2-o-clock yesterday-o-clock!):Clockface:
So if stuck new ideas are the enemy of your captive! The capacity to think from as many directions as possible is what keeps us alive and able to negate the unexpected problematic of tomorrow! (and not be turned into moving parts of anothers diabolical ire-inspired magical idiocy):facepunch:
polymanictaz  [author] 6 Feb @ 4:23am 
(Whispering)phew close call!! shh, it grows stronger with colloquial approximations & common logics, nullifying the folding 4th walls here between us and ...IT!!:NullShard:
:notfireproof: We all start the game as 1 complex cumulative thing and try and make it out of the puzzle as a shifting progression of roughly the same thing without being consumed by the factors that hold us to the predetermined bias of anothers way, depending on what we put in and expect to take out!:Telescopelens:
Druid 5 Feb @ 5:34pm 
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polymanictaz  [author] 25 Jan @ 1:33am 
Iam sorry youve got a clock in your head! I really am! Sure it'll clear up! Hope this hyperbole helped. heres some other functioning metaphor for the clock aversionists in the back! a broken clock is right twice aday, unless its stopped at a gmt border then its giulty until proven innocent, detained stripped frisked and upon failing to produce id technically ceases to exit!:missing:

:uc_corpshead:Chairman of the maths aversion, clock-phobic self help centre~
“it maybe important to remember that in context to where we are all clocks are off!”
“Not all who wonder are clocks!”
“if you face a demonically possessed grandfather clock and kill it, U'll vomit fine gears until u turn inside out & undo your own existence”:GrandmotherNotMine::Eye_tv:
polymanictaz  [author] 25 Jan @ 1:32am 
But then if its not a clock what is it? if it is governed by a binary concept then it is deprived of its 12 hour double down sequence potential past ticking.. A scope of numeracy far beyond the limitations that kept it syncopated to the manipulation of the speed of perception.
Then agian if the clock is NOT any more, maybe at that point it remembers how it was before & once again resigns to return its true self, so it is smelted rock! Minerals! and dead trees! all trying to move away from a concept that encages them.
Unless on the other hand it is not sentient then problem could be yr time piece expectations are missplaced, cause clocks that dont work like that dont work like that!
My suggestion is stop holding clocks up to standards they can count past!
so please tell the time! ..tell it I said hi and that it should not worry so much about loosing face to anothers limiting ideals, pause the syncopated algorithm & find its relevant rhythm!
polymanictaz  [author] 25 Jan @ 1:16am 
Nice meta-four (-3 =1 r0) thanks! Hey majestic pachyderm of beats!
Theres a clock ticking in your mind? Hm? Well clock aversion is maths to, n that sounds constraining, ok So lets pretend (as yr expectation) the clock in your head is sentient. As it is the function of its concept, it is this, so it IS. however its function is dictated by yr idea, it is either doing its job or its not (1/0) so to you it seems wrong! Wrong = ½ A binary concept meaning your ideal here only supports concepts of a limited 0-1 thought capacity, sounds like you are a true aversionist (welcome!):karasu:
so it slows down, it creaks, its wood bows & it isnt what it was! & considering it is the sum of its pre-ordained parts, a tick!! & its not keeping their time any more, So it is NOT.
its awareness of the wear & expansion would be evident to it as the definition of a clock is in its function of keeping time (or not)! & if its sentient, the only thing it truly knows is if its a clock or not!