Yeah no, no bait-and-switching here.

I've been wary of spending too much time in chargen after MGSV, where after about an hour of tweaking my Snake's face, it still reverted to bloody Big Boss. :D Still, probably no danger of that here.

And then you still need to choose a frikkin' name!

In most games failing to get the first achievement usually means the game had a technical issue and didn't start properly. In RPGs it means the player got stuck on character creation.