STANDBOX

STANDBOX

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How to NOT kill Stanley from the video game Standbox
By AirFlavoredWater
This guide will teach you how to help Stanley throughout his life!
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Introduction
The name is STANDbox, not KILLbox.
The point of the game is to let Stanley stand above others and live a happy, healthy life!
The Room
The room is Stanley's Office in a cargo bay in Georgia (obviously). He's real busy and caught up with work. Help Stanley to unpack the boxes and take the load off of him!
StairBox
Oh no! Stanley is too scared to go down the comically large stairs. He's has bathmophobia, the fear of stairs! Let's help him go down the stairs and into the elevator so he can start working in his office! Carefully drag his smooth silk hand and help him down! Be careful, he might fall..
The Pit
Silly Stanley, what are you doing in the 9̴t̸h̸ ̴c̵i̵r̷c̵l̵e̵ ̷o̵f̸ ̷H̴e̴l̵l̶?̵ Stanley needs to be rescued and to be brought back to his comfy chair! Pickup Stanley carry him all the way at the tippy top!
Conclusion
Stanley has sinned and needs to repent. He cannot be forgiven until his debt gets paid. Tear him from limb to limb, shoot his jugular, and make him endure the hellish tortures of the damned. HE MUST BE KEPT ALIVE AND CANNOT BE KILLED, OR HE WILL DIE A MERCIFUL DEATH AND ESCAPE THIS MORTAL PLANE. DO NOT LET HIM ESCAPE.
30 Comments
fUsH 2 Sep @ 1:04am 
lol
The mushroom fein 25 Jul @ 12:13pm 
Nice tips will use
zack.i.morrison 11 Mar @ 10:04am 
why are you so mad, its a joke, obviously
Bonnie_RJ 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:30am 
jeez
Bonnie_RJ 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:28am 
for fuck sake
Bonnie_RJ 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:28am 
well no shit
AirFlavoredWater  [author] 5 Dec, 2024 @ 5:26am 
oo oo that's me!!
Bonnie_RJ 15 Nov, 2024 @ 4:39pm 
who ever made this IT'S A SIMULATER NOT LIFE OR DEATH BOX DELETE THIS PAGE
kaisanders562 24 Jul, 2024 @ 9:50am 
Tortur is still bad!
kaisanders562 24 Jul, 2024 @ 9:49am 
It's called "standbox" because his name is Standly not so he can have a happy life. Standly is also sinful he's done some bad things. but your 10%90 correct.