The first and most important step is to NEVER shower ever, I cannot think of a lower ROI activity than taking a shower; it's a complete waste of time and energy. Just think about it for a second. Why take a shower when you can get on the lethal league grind, earning stacks of cash and getting all the hoes. There is nothing more attractive than a first division lethal league player.

You want to look as cool and mysterious as possible, women love it. Here is the fit I came up with. I always keep my trusty katana on me to enhance that dangerous and mysterious aspects of myself.

You know what a real man does? As a real gangsta myself, I take it in the ass. That's what real Gs do with their bros. That's just how I roll. By having sex with men Not only are you providing loads of stimulus for your penis, you're actively cutting out your greatest competition and rivals. Haters will say its gay but It's all part of making it into the top. The more gay men in the world the more women for me, its nothing personal just business.

Give up

That is ladies and gentlemen, the secret to escaping the matrix. After reading this guide you should constantly be surrounded by women 24/7. Getting a girlfriend should no longer be a problem.