LOOK AT CASE FILE to see what you need: photographic evidence of the attack, vomit at the scene, and the file to be stamped SOLVED.
GET COFFEE
USE COFFEE ON ASHTRAY to stop it smouldering
USE ASHTRAY to get a key
USE KEY ON FILENE CABINAY to unlock it
USE FILES and click on “the rest” to get the number for Kung Fu Dragon
USE PHONE and call Kung Fu Dragon to unstick the take-out container
GET TAKEOUT
USE DESQUE to open it
GET UNSOLVED STAMP
USE CHAIR to spin on it and drop the business card
USE BIZ CARD to get the number for Cableman Jorge
USE RUG to pull up the corner
USE LIGHTSWITCH to turn out the lights and make the safe combination visible under the rug
LOOK AT EXPOSED FLOOR to get the combination
USE SAFE to open it
GET CAMERA
USE WINDA to open the blind
USE CAMERA ON WINDA to see someone (Strong Sad) watching TV
USE PHONE and call Cableman Jorge, ask to change the channel to “Medical Channel”
USE CAMERA ON WINDA to see Strong Sad is now scared (if you choose Horror Channel he’ll look happy)
USE TAKEOUT ON WINDASILL to make it look like he’s being attacked
USE CAMERA ON WINDA and take the picture
USE PHOTO ON CASE FILE to meet the first requirement
GET TAKEOUT
USE TAKEOUT ON DANGERESQUE
USE COFFEE ON DANGERESQUE
USE CHAIR so that Dangeresque barfs
USE BARFBAG ON CASE FILE to meet the second requirement
USE LIGHTSWITCH to see for the next bit
USE STAMP ON SWEET N’ SOUR SAUCE to ink it
USE STAMP WITH GOO ON CASE FILE and stamp so that only the “SOLVED” part is visible

USE HOOD to try to open it. Renaldo tells you “HUB BUMP to the front, BUMP HUB to the back.”
USE FRONT HUBCAP
USE FRONT BUMPER
USE BACK BUMPER
USE BACK HUBCAP
LOOK ENGINE to see the bomb and get the goal - recover the guide and disarm the bomb
USE TRASHCAN to get the tape of slow music and learn something is living in the trashcan
USE BUSTED TAPE ON FINGER SIGN to wind it back together
USE FIXED TAPE ON RENALDO to calm him down
TALK TO RENALDO and ask to check inside the car - you play as Renaldo for a moment
GET OLD FAST FOOD
USE ASHTRAY to reveal paperclip
GET PAPERCLIP
USE PAPERCLIP ON GLOVEBOX KNOB to open the glovebox
USE BUTTON to open the trunk
GET FINEST COLOGNAC
If the slow music annoys you you can USE RADIO to get the old music back
EXIT back to controlling Dangeresque
GET TIRE IRON out of the opened trunk
USE TIRE IRON ON SEWER CAP but a passing car prevents you entering the cross street
USE FAST FOOD ON PRESSURE PLATE to make the trashcan creature trip the plate
TALK TO NIICE RIDE and the driver offers you his antenna for something that smells nice
USE STREET DEBRIS to get an air freshener with no scent
LOOK AT ENGINE
USE FINEST COLOGNAC ON A/C FLUID INTAKE
TALK TO RENALDO to check inside the car again
USE AIR FRESHENER ON REARVIEW
USE A/C CONTROL so the A/C blows colognac over the air freshener
GET SMELL TREE
EXIT back to controlling Dangeresque
GIVE SMELL TREE TO NIIICE RIDE to get the antenna
USE TIRE IRON ON SEWER CAP to open it
USE STREET HOLE to enter the sewer
TALK TO ELECTRICIAN and he tells you to turn off the power in the building upstairs
USE TIRE IRON ON CRACK IN WALL to break it off
GET CHUNK ROCK
USE LADDER to get back to the street
USE SIGN (Cold Ones sign) to turn it off
USE CHUNK ROCK ON STREETLIGHT to destroy it
TALK TO GUY IN BAR and ask what he’s playing; he tells you Rig Rug
TALK TO RENALDO and ask him about Rig Rug
TALK TO GUY IN BAR and give him the “cheat code” Renaldo gave you which actually crashes the game
USE SEWER HOLE
TALK TO ELECTRICIAN to confirm the building now powered down
USE LADDER then USE SEWER HOLE to let the electrician leave
USE ANTENNA ON GUIDE to get it
USE QUICKSTART GUIDE ON DANGERESQUE to read it, note the wire order and the need to short circuit the bomb
Note the numbers of bricks in the three visible blocks at the back of the sewer tunnel
USE TOOLBOX and dial in the number of bricks in each of the tree blocks as the number of points in each star
GET WIRE CUTTERS
USE LADDER to get back up top
GET MELTSHAKE CUP
USE ENGINE
USE WIRE CUTTERS ON WIRES in the order listed in the guide - this starts a 30 second countdown
USE SEWER HOLE
USE MELTSHAKE CUP ON SEWER WATER
USE LADDER
USE ENGINE
USE MELTSHAKE CUP ON BOMB STUFF to short circuit it

You get the objective straight away - protect Perducci from 4 assassination attempts
TALK TO PERDUCCI and say “Say Perdooch..” and he tells you the first clue, “watch your back.”
GET SHIELD
GET NAPKIN
USE NAPKIN ON RUSTY SHIELD to oil it
USE RUSTY SHIELD to rotate it
USE SHIELD ON PERDUCCI to shield his back
USE KITCHEN DOOR - Sultry Buttons throws a dagger at Perducci but it bounces off the shieldsl

TALK TO PERDUCCI and say “Say Perdooch..” and he tells you the second clue, “you’ll end up in a casket.”
GET GLASS
GET DAGGER (from Killingyouguy)
USE GLASS ON CANDLE to put it out
USE DAGGER ON CANDLE to cut it off
USE CANDLE ON WINE CASKS to block the hole
TALK TO PERDUCCI and say “All Clear” and the poison dart assassin (whose eye looks awfully like Homestar's) will be blocked by the candle

The third threat is obvious - the sniper rifle wielded by almost certainly Bubs
USE GLASS ON CHECK to find the Waiter ID
USE TERMINAL
Drag Flatghetti to 2 and Tallturkey 3 then SUBMIT ORDER
The sniper bullet is blocked by The Cheat passing with the Tallturkey

TALK TO PERDUCCI and say “Say Perdooch..” and he tells you the last clue, “You gotta hand it to her.”
LOOK AT TV and Perducci tells you the opera singer could shatter glass
USE CABINET to open it
GET TV REMOTE
USE TV REMOTE ON TV to shatter the glass the female statue is holding
USE STATUE to get a banana
USE BANANA ON PHONE (!) to get the phone while holding down the buttons
USE PHONE ON STATUE HAND
TALK TO PERDUCCI and say “All Clear” and the statue is hit by the tracking satellite

Perducci demands you make him a cocktail
USE SPAGHETTI to spill it so the Cheat comes out with some cleaner
GET CLEANER
USE CLEANER ON COCKTAIL GLASS
USE CORK to retrieve the poison dart from the previous assassination
USE POISON DART ON COCKTAIL GLASS
USE SATELLITE to take the cherry-like node off the end
USE SATEL LITE ON COCKTAIL GLASS
TALK TO KILLINGYOUGUY and ask about “Craunching my bones” - he likes it
LOOK AT PHOTOS and look at each to hear Perducci talk about his bases - he liked St. Pod
TALK TO PERDUCCI and tell him the drink’s ready and named “Saint Pod Craunch”
(Why poisoning Perducci like this doesn’t get you attacked by KYG I have no idea..)
Watch the credits and bonus content, then leave the office when done.