It's your lucky day because this guide is all about this game. It's a basic game, not hard to understand, but you still clicked on this guide.

You'll find everything you need in the table of contents. otherwise, im gonna go get some goldfish

This is you.

You is fishy

fishy is hungry. Time to feed!


These are your controls. You can't change them. Trust me, I've tried

congrats! you exist

start by eating some specks ig ‎‎‎ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

moss is chewy. Nom few times to eat completely

Once ur bigger, you can eat tiny fish. not vegan tho


Once fishy is strong enough, push the cork off

More foob available!


If big enough, you can eat friends. careful tho, bigger friends can eat you too





huh. shiny red ball

solution

yoink!

New friends!

that was a lie. The octopi are evil and inedible. avoid them at all costs


yoink!

Our first real obstacle...a drain. Your only hint is you need something familiar, but a different color.

Backtrack if you need to!


Bingo!









Bring it back and connect it.

You should know what to do now.


yoink!~

First, proof of me being better than you

ok les go


Follow the walkthrough on this guide if you didn't get this poopoo head



The achievement picture gives you a hint. How don't 100% of people have this?




hmmm...



As the achievement says, beat the game in 10 minutes. Check the tips section of da guide



got yourself in a real PICKLE there, huh? ... Well, since you're so big...there's only one way to get across!

It is possible! Don't believe me? check the spoiler loser :defaultdance:




Wait for your door dash delivery




This one is tricky! I see lots of people in discussion on this one. just keep eating! Fish for scale




Congrats! You made it to the genuine part of this entire stupid guide! It's genuinely simple! Once you open the anchor, let the octopi shrink you then get eaten by a big blue fish. Then, respawning, swim to the ship and you can fit between the thin grate. There's even a lil buddy inside to say hi to you!




tasty

this section will grow if you comment tips. no i will not be giving credit.

You can actually wack em off. Dash into a wall and they'll fall off...sometimes.

Me just playing the game casually, I usually get a time ~4 minutes. But if you're struggling that much...okay.

• Eat moss at the beginning, but once you're big enough for small-fish, don't touch it again.
  
• Focus on getting big enough for green and blue fish. Focus blue fish for size.
  
• See "Octopi SUCK" for tips on how to avoid octopi
  
• get the Yellow Bobber before even opening the anchor and just bring it along.
  
• hold your mouth open and dash into fish, if you werent already
  
• don't die or someth idk its 12am

bro im tired

take none of the insults seriously

it was pizza goldfish