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What to do if your teammates don't know how to gank

By MonkeChurch

A In-depth, Effective and Fundamental Guideline on How to Deal with Teammates Who Don't Know how to Gank Properly so You Can Keep your Sanity While Solo Queuing. This Guide is Composed of a Few Easy Yet Effective Steps that will Assist you with all of your "Bad Teammates Issues".

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Guide Index

Overview

In which context will this guide be useful ?

Normal gamer reaction

This is the way to deal with this kind of situation, so carefully follow these steps :

Step 1

Step 2

Enjoy

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In which context will this guide be useful ?

So, you just started a dominion match. It's your first match of the day you're feeling great, you pick your main and get into the match.

The first teamfight goes well your team gets a triple cap and you feel confident about your ability to win the match.

While you are boosting C, one of the opponent gets on your point. You engage in an intense 1v1, you are wining the fight with a 90 hp lead what could go wrong ??

Then, out of nowhere the warlord of your team gets on C to help. You don't need him but at least now you are a 100% sure to win the fight, GREAT !!!!!!!!

However, your warlord proceeds not only to feed revenge but also dies leaving you in a 1v1 against a enemy with revenge.

Normal gamer reaction

In this situation most gamers would be very upset, they would open chat and type something like : "YOU STUPID F*CKING IDIOT YOU RUINED MY KD YOU SHOULD K*LL YOURSELF RIGHT NOW" and then lose the match because they're mad and can't achieve and maintain a transcendent mental state for absolute-superior gaming performance.

Now, as you can guess this kind of behavior is unacceptable, not only because it violates Ubisoft's strict code of conduct but also because us, as gamers need to behave like modern gentleman, not some f*cking redditors.

This is the way to deal with this kind of situation, so carefully follow these steps :

Step 1

Use their Ubisoft connect to find their steam account and track down their place of residence and identity.

This is the hardest part.

Step 2

Once you've gathered everything from Step1, you need to file a fake death certificate with their name. This can take from an hour up to a few days (depends on the country).

Exemple :

Enjoy

Nice, you did it, those steps were hard to follow but you've done it.
Now if he :
- gets pulled over, he's f*cked.
- he wants to get another job ? he's f*cked.
- he's lived a long and fruitful life and wants to cash out his social security benfits? He's f*cked.

(Of course, I endorse none of this your honor, the death of a young man in a firefight with the IRS well, i don't see how this guide could've have caused this)

33 Comments

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Nothing 4 Aug @ 6:24am

Ight ty for this im ready

Dragonskullz1 1 Aug @ 10:14pm

Dude thanks did that to a few people mid game and then they played good cus of the gun to there head (joke)

Splinter1343 30 Jul @ 11:00pm

The merchants guild acknowledges this reference

Saja 11 Jul @ 12:01am

one of these n1gg4 took this seriously

Delphic 1 Jul @ 7:01am

Good one lol

J.P 24 Jun @ 5:49pm

Bruh, that got me good xD

Midwahjul 20 Jun @ 9:30pm

lol

SKULL COLLECTOR 19 Jun @ 6:49am

ah, a sseth enjoyer

Sihaya 17 Jun @ 4:05am

I'm sorry but what you're insinuating is extremely cruel for a mere lack of skill in a bloody video game. Signing someone's death certificate not only would destroy the life of someone else but it will come back to you eventually, though I suppose if you're into those sorts of activities you DESERVE it! You need to keep calm sir as this is a video game, you should be the person in charge of teaching to others! If you're in fact so good at the video game, why aren't you in higher rep lobbies HUHH???? I think you're complaining way too much, you are responsible of your acts, and if you lose a 2v1 then it means you're bad, the game is perfectly fair in this aspect and I think people such as you are ruining the community. Thanks but goodbye and stop spreading misleading and harmful guides like thise !!!!!!!

_UngaBunga__ 16 Jun @ 7:13pm

I will be using this in the near future i can tell thank you for your wonderful advice

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