take your left leg, stick it in the air
take the other one and "jam it right up there"
twist your self around.
give a great big lunge
now you're doing the sponge
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if people start losing their legs youve gotten a 60% success rate (just above the average success rate of sponge dancers)
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if you do this successfully you should have people running away with a bit of fear and sadness because you enhanced the party,
if you get a 80% success rate then people start falling to the ground with x's for their eyes.
if this happens you have done the sponge better than most people
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you know yove gotten a 100% success rate when you get taken out of the party. this is because everyone cannot withstand your spongy dance moves and you are dancing way to good for them.
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