asinine meme garbage aside if your game is crashing on startup you can do this:

Go to Documents/My Games/BioShock Infinite/XGame/Config/XUserOptions.ini

Change the following setting:
-DefaultbHasCompletedFirstBootFlow=0
- Change 0 to 1

Then go into the game press ESC repeatedly in the movie logos, and you are into the game.
(you need to skip the logos with ESC every time you run the game)

3. go to bioshock infinite in steam, go to its properties, in the general tab, click set launch options, now type this "-windowed" (without the quotes). After you get into game change in options to full screen, game fixed

Took it from reddit

THIS DOESN'T WORK! You have to go to the GAME'S page on your Steam library! Press THAT play button, not this one!

i made a ww2 tank german 2940 shells instead of playing bioshock

didnt work:( can you PLEASE make a new guide

Are you sure?

xD

It is without mirth and joy that I must inform the author and the current viewers of this written guide that I have run into an unexpected issue, one that currently cannot be solved by this form. Upon following the instructions above, I was then directed to a screen containing multiple more 'buttons' with very unexpected labels, such as 'Options' and 'New Game'.

I do believe the author of this work must revise said form, for, I cannot comprehend how to move past such a menu. I await a response and update with all due diligence and resolve.

Instructions unclear, Skyrim has opened again, Todd won't let me leave, send help

i clicked it and it just got bigger

okay, now how do i close it