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Lazy gains with the Stock Market
By nixx
This is not a guide that explains how the Stock Market minigame works in every nitty gritty detail.
It's a simple method to lazily make number go up that I use myself.
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The Method
Every stock has an ID assigned to it going from 1 to 18 in order. They also have a designated "zero point" which is just their ID with an extra zero.
The stock price will always sway around its zero point, with more or less randomness.

So, the lazy method is just:
- Buy any stock when it's below its zero point.
- Sell any stock that is above its zero point.
- Go do something else for a few hours.
- Repeat.

It's a guaranteed but maybe not optimal method that is ideal for lazy longterm gains.

Acknowledgements
This is nothing revolutionary, and it's even mentioned on the Wiki. However, the only guides I saw on Steam were massive write-ups that lazy people like me aren't interested in.

One note is that the zero point also increases with your Stock Market level (how many sugar lumps you pump into it). It's just a +level -1 thing, which makes it pretty irrelevant. I guess if you're at lump level 10 you're looking for 19, 29, et.c. but that's about it.

7 Comments
Rhinoserious 13 Apr @ 11:52am 
Buy low sell high?
The Multiplicity 2 Aug, 2024 @ 6:11am 
Too much thinking, I just use the strat of "Buy under $20, sell over $60"
tarsmoker 19 Dec, 2023 @ 9:35pm 
I am 4k dollars in debt
BethBifurcated 25 Nov, 2023 @ 6:18pm 
another thing you can do if you don't have a ton of sugar lumps is buy when its below 20, below 10 if its on the first two rows, then sell when it exceeds 100 or for the last two rows when it exceeds 200. i do this and every time i return to check on the game there's new stuff to buy and old stuff to sell. really its only good cause you don't have to remember what stock is worth how much or do any math.
nixx  [author] 11 Sep, 2023 @ 12:40am 
@MonoRi I've added a picture to explain the sugar lump thing.
Monori 7 Sep, 2023 @ 8:58am 
I'm sorry but could you explain the sugar lump thing a bit more please
Jim Jones Beverage Co. 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:41pm 
Simple advice that works. doesn't need to be confusing or over complicated.