The Procession to Calvary

The Procession to Calvary

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The Procession to Calvary 100% walkthrough & Achievements
By 𝕮8 | 𝖂.𝕬.𝕽_𝕬𝕹
this guide will lead you to complete game The Procession to Calvary 100% walkthrough & Achievements . hope you like it
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Intro

The Procession to Calvary is a Pythonesque adventure game in which you journey through a richly detailed landscape built from hundreds of Renaissance paintings , its so fun to play .

If you haven't played the previous game I will give you the link below . enjoy

https://store.steampowered.com/app/503400/Four_Last_Things/
Controls & Basics
You enter the game with a cutscene. What you have to do is interact with the characters to do things and move the story forward .
you have 3 options for each character you meet in game ( Alive or Dead doesn't matter )

  1. look : just look at them and read your own thoughts

  2. hand : you can do action on them

  3. speak : you can talk with characters

you can interact with Lmb

you can move by clicking Lmb ( double clicking will make you character run to the point )

you can pull your sword out by clicking Rmb

see your options you have buy pressing Mmb

and also for opening inventory you can drag your mouse to up screen

for using Inventory items you must drag that item to the person or something you want to interact with
Walkthrough Part I
this game have 3 endings that I will show you how to get them all ( endings have Achievements )

Ending I

you must complete the game without killing anyone

  • after the cutscene , there is a hanged man with a Scissor on his shoulder . take the Scissor . now punch the field marshal and lieutenant general ( two man that told you no more murders ) punch them until the Achievement pop up .
    Brawler
    Then I will act with hostility toward you; I also will strike you seven times for your sins. -Leviticus 26:24


  • now go on right till you see a king on his chair . before doing anything use "Hand" on one of the Grovellers before the Immortal John .

    Spank the Bishop
    But I -- I say to you, not to resist the evil, but whoever shall slap thee on thy right cheek, turn to him also the other. -Matthew 5:39

  • talk to the king ( immortal john ) and just read the Dialogues until your character run fast to the Boat man . the Boat man has lost his oars and want you to find & bring them back . go to the hospital and you will see a man with one leg if you talk with him. he dont give you the oars so go talk with all characters there and findout what they need .
    1. resting knight : give a Scissor to him from your inventory

    2. reticent knight : Pet his head with "hand" option

    3. reclining knight : go to the Boat . there are two mans fighting with each others ( trying to be Positive ) steal their socks and bring them to reclining knight

  • now again, talk to the man with one leg and you will see he will let you have the oars. now go to the boat man and give him his oars. after few Dialogues he tell you to cut the rope with your sword . Right click and use sword on rope to get on the boat . ( you can now see a funny cutscene )

Walkthrough Part II
  • after you reach new town your character goes to towns gate but the gate keepers make you stop . just pick the first dialogue and then say bye to them . come to the lady and she will tell you that she can pass through you from that gate all you need to do is find a wheel for her carriage and find an Apple for her donkey.

  • go left up the hill and you will see a lady selling T-shirts with some heads near her. pickup one of the heads and then go to the far left where you can see a man Tied to a wheel on top of the tree. use your sword to cut the tree and pickup the man with the wheel. go left again to see an archer with his bow ask him to shoot the apple on mans head who Tied to the tree . when the archer shoots go take the apple and go back to the lady with her donkey. give the apple to the donkey & repair the broken wheel whit one you have in your inventory.

    Duped!
    My wounds stink and are corrupt because of my foolishness. -Psalms 38:5



  • now you can go to town. heavenly peter basilica is right other side of the river .

  • go talk with the boat man on far left . you need a boat pass to go to other side of the river. go back and talk with merry townspeople in the town near the towns gate. ( its "Jesus" ). talk with him and ask him to teach you how to walk on water, he will sent you to find some berries. leave the town and this time go Right you can see a berries on top of a grave stone. look at screenshot for find it easily :
  • when you give the berries to "Jesus" he will reward you with a boat pass. give the boat pass to boat man to sail you other side of river.

    Magician's Assistant #1
    Nor did they repent of their murders, their magic arts, their sexual immorality or their thefts. -Revelations 9:21

Walkthrough Part III
  • now your here go inside the church. here are two Priest that not gonna allow you go inside. dont say your here for killing heavenly peter . use other options and talk to them ... also dont say goodbye to them ( this option make your character kill herself ). at the end of Dialogues they tell you to bring them Jewelry and a beautiful boy. when the conversation is over , there is small Lion on the ground. pet him more than 3 times to get the Achievement.

    Who's a good boy!?
    The beast I saw resembled a leopard, but had feet like those of a bear and a mouth like that of a lion. -Revelations 13:2



    First Bribe ( necklace )

  • go back to town and you will see someone arrested "Jesus" . before following him go to the big door near the main gate. talk to the tall lady and ask her about talent show and Award . then say that you want to Participate in this talent show. then go to the nearest door to boat man and ask the dressmaker to make you new dress for talent show , then go left to the man setting on the chair , hes a sad composer ask him to write a new song for you , take the paper sheet and continue the path to the left and jump off the edge .

  • when you wake up pull your sword out and stab the fish. grab the fish. return to the dressmaker and take your dress. go to the talent show and talk with tall lady again, tell her your here for song, go on stage and pick the poems in order like this : lines 1 - 3 - 2 - 4 - 1 - 2 - 3 - 4
    Win the Talent Show
    Thanks be to God, who gives us the victory through our Lord Jesus Christ! -Corinthians 15:57
Walkthrough Part IV
    Second Bribe (boy)
  • now enter the door behind the empty tables in the town square, then take the door on the left, Talk to the man sniffing snuff in the middle of the room, Ask the snuff sniffer for a bump of snuff and his treasure map after that go back to the crucifixion scene and talk to the "Jesus" . he will tell you to bring him human bones and pliers . give the snuff to the 'metrognome' in the torture scene :

  • after that pick up the pliers and go to graveyard to pickup the bones ( you cant miss it ) now head back to "Jesus" and give him what he asked.

    Magician's Assistant #2
    The light of a lamp will never shine in you again ...For by your magic spell all the nations were led astray. -Revelations 18:23

  • go to the cave in the graveyard and tell him to push from back now you must push the rock at the same time . the cave will open for you.

    Magician's Assistant #3
    Keep on, then, with your magic spells and with your many sorceries,which you have laboured at since childhood. Perhaps you will succeed, perhaps you will cause terror. -Isaiah 47:12

  • go inside the cave and take some bugs from the barrel then pickup the boy. go to the door on your right, talk to the owl man, pick every single dialogues then go back to the barrel once again and Put the severed head in the barrel twice and then put it on the altar that have lamb on it , then let the owl man know you made a sacrifice, pickup
    the pearl and leave the cave.
    Appease the Devil
    You are of your father the devil, and your will is to do your father's desires. -John 8:44
Walkthrough Part V
Third Bribe (brooch)

  • go back were "Jesus" was crucified . you can see a skunk walking there, give him bugs
    and dont do anything to him after that.

    Make a Friend
    The righteous choose their friends carefully, but the way of the wicked leads them astray. -Proverbs 12:26


  • go to the sniffing snuff man and you will see the skunk following you, once you get there ( in the room ) use "hand" on skunk to make him fart . they will open the window for fresh air, go outside on your right its a window . use eye on it and get the key. go to art Gallery ( its middle door in town ) examine the painting that looks like the treasure map ( above the little table ). click the same place marked with 'X' on the treasure map , now open the safe with your key.


    Treasure Hunter
    The Lord shall open unto thee his good treasure... -Deuteronomy 28:12
Walkthrough Part VI
    Fourth Bribe (crown)
  • in the graveyard give the lamb to the (not so) dead guy in exchange for his book. take the book.
  • go to naked archer and place the book on The mans head who tied to the tree. go to archer again and tell him to shoot the book now.
    Holy Book
    Blessed is the one who reads aloud the words of this prophecy, and blessed are those who hear it and take to heart what is written in it. -Revelations 1:3


  • now go to the library ( the door behind the empty tables in the town square, then the door on the right ) then give the book to the librarian. go back to the main room now , its a girl behind the curtain, give her the pearl and then combine the amethyst and the brooch



    King for a Day
    And I will make thee exceeding fruitful, and I will make nations of thee, and kings shall come out of thee. -Genesis 17:6


    Swapsies
    Every woman shall borrow of her neighbour, and of her that sojourneth in her house, jewels of silver, and jewels of gold... -Exodus 3:22



Walktrough Part VII
  • now you have all of bribes, head back to the church, before anything happens save your game right now, now go to the church and give your bribes to the priests.

  • go inside, go far right and you will see the heavenly peter, speak with him, he will offer you to make you rich if you dont kill him. speak with him again and this time select last option ( Rich you said? ), Sheath your sword ( click Rmb )

    The End #1
    You say, ‘I am rich; I have acquired wealth and do not need a thing.’ But you do not realize that you are wretched, pitiful and naked. -Revelations 3:17


  • load your save and this time kill him ( select see you in hell option ),you will back to immortal john with the head.

    First Blood
    Whoever sheds the blood of man, by man shall his blood be shed, for God made man in his own image. -Genesis 9:6


    The End #2
    And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away. -Revelations 21:4


  • start a new game and this time kill this people :

    1. the man with oars
    2. the town gatekeepers
    3. kill the boat man and steal his boat to cross the river
    4. all priests in the church
    5. now try to kill peter

      The End #3
      When he had received the drink, Jesus said, “It is finished.” With that, he bowed his head and gave up his spirit. -John 19:30
The last 2 Achievements
first Achievement

  • start a new game, In the begining of the game, go to the very right of the screen and jump of the cliff.


    Whoopsie!
    The Lord is near the brokenhearted; he delivers those who are discouraged. -Psalms 34:18


  • in your walkthrough, kill every one you see ( you can complete it more than one walkthrough its ) in your games they must die once so dont wast your time for do all of it in one walktrough :
    1. the man with oars
    2. the town gatekeepers
    3. kill the boat man and steal his boat to cross the river
    4. all priests in the church
    5. now try to kill peter
    6. cripple
    7. the man with apple on his head
    8. Archer
    9. man who being roasted
    10. priest who is in graveyard ( sleeping in the grave )
    11. town guard
    12. boat man

      Serial Killer
      And for your lifeblood I will surely demand an accounting. I will demand an accounting from every animal. And from each human being, too... -Genesis 9:5
Last words
thanks for reading . i hope you all enjoyed my guide, if there is any problems please tell me and if you have any Questions just ask in the comments I will answer it in short time, dont forget to Rate up this guide and add it to your favorites it will help me alot thanks again, be safe .
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11 Comments
spiritworld 5 May @ 8:54am 
Ok, I think serial killer is not about killing everyone, but killing enough (maybe 6?) in one run. Btw there's one more you can kill not in the list: the sad man.
𖤐 26 Apr @ 5:09am 
Thanks for the guide, it helped me a lot
6lancmange 18 Nov, 2024 @ 11:09am 
Ah, and it seems you don't need to kill all these characters, 'cause I definitely didn't kill the boat man (if that's even possible? definitely not in the serial killer run). I got the achievement after killing the ferryman, though I did kill the basilica bishops in a different run previously. I loaded a save after that too, so either it does count when you do it in separate, even discontinued runs, or it doesn't take that many people.
6lancmange 18 Nov, 2024 @ 11:04am 
I was wondering how I'm supposed to kill the **boat man** if the character refuses to do that, since then she wouldn't have anyone to row the boat. No. You're supposed to kill the FERRYMAN in the town. Also the murder victims are listed out of order.
mewlky 17 Nov, 2024 @ 11:45pm 
won't let me kill the priest in the grave ??
GTi_bel 12 Nov, 2024 @ 8:10am 
Tnx. Just adding that your reference to Endings is mixed. Ending 2 is the baby face, ending 2 the king and the ending 3 the other one.
Dangerous Beans 21 Feb, 2024 @ 1:23pm 
Great guide! The description of Serial Killer is a bit confusing, though, because you use different names for the same people (man with oars = cripple, gatekeepers = guard).

Doing these in multiple walkthroughs does not seem to work. I believe the trick is to start a new game and do steps 6 to 12 in a row. The achievement will pop when you kill the boat man.
Mr.Mubbles 19 Jan, 2024 @ 8:41am 
Yeah, i knew that the ending 3 would have something related to kill. Good guide, very helpful, specialy to the whoopsy achv, i would never guess that one
ZiЯA 30 Nov, 2023 @ 3:14am 
I got serial killer when i killed the vicars, I did not have to kill the archer nor the man with an apple on his head etc.
𝕮8 | 𝖂.𝕬.𝕽_𝕬𝕹  [author] 28 Nov, 2023 @ 11:30pm 
last boat man on the way to the church in the town . Tnx