Welcome to this guide and i will show you how to become the Pizza Tower.


Step 1 try to 100% the game by P-ranking every level and boss and also to earn the "John Approved" and "Snotty Approved" badges.

Step 2 Repeat Step 1 for every save file

Step 3 After completing the game on every save file, you must uninstall the game and go outside for a maximum of 10 years.

Step 4 After 10 years, go back to Pizza Tower and find out that you are eligible for beta-testing Pizza Tower 2.

Step 5 Wait 5 more years until the release of Pizza Tower 2 and you earn a free achievement.

Step 6 Try to 100% percent the game as The Noise on every save file.

Step 7 Try to 100% Pizza Tower 2 on Brutal difficulty