Garten of Banban

Garten of Banban

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How to forget that Garten Of Banban Exists
By Pøcket Pistol
To help you forget this game exists.
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Step 1: Play Better Horror Games
These horror games can nearly any one as long as its better than garten of banban its a great choice for this step. A couple examples I can give you of better horror games are;

Five Nights At Freddy's 1-UCN
Resident Evil 1-5
Roblox Doors
The Outlast Trials
Locked In Sewer
Poppy Playtime


If your not a fan of horror games or the other options are too scary or whatever there are also just games that are better that are horror games they dont even have to be similar to garten of banban here are a couple examples (BTW I have a bias towards valve source games);

Team Fortress 2
Half-Life 2
Garry's mod
Red Dead Redemption 2
Payday 2
Left 4 Dead 2
Kerbal Space Program

and many more. Though for best results start with other horror games and good one to start with would be poppy playtime while it isnt the best game in the world it still is better than garten of banban while still being similar. (:

Step 2: Delete Garten Of Banban
Delete this game of your disk drive. Inculding USB sticks if its on a usb stick burn that stick throw of a cliff or something get rid of it NOW!

This will help you quarantine away from Garten of Banban and not play it and if you payed for any of the other chapters see if you can return them in some way and get your money back buy Halo:Reach Or Someting.

Step 3: Stop Consuming Garten Of Banban Content
Listen this might sound bad but just hear me out for a second.

I'm not saying to stop supporting your favorite creators keep watching their content but to not watch their Garten Of Banban videos, because a good portion of the videos with this game are not the best and are made for kids and as we know. Say it with me... "Kids Ruin Everything" yep.

When You stop consuming garten of banban content you have to find a replacement now I'm not going to give you examples or anything you have to experiment and find your favorite type of content that can give you some sort of entertainment.

Step 4: go outside
This step is simple go outside , that's it make some friends, hangout, touch grass. Whatever you need to do get outside and stay out there away from Garten of banban maybe even set a time limit to stop you from playing on your computer for too long hell, maybe even jerk off I might be better. Go have sex or something (If your old enough)

Outside is a great place to be trust me you want to go outside or talk to someone hell you don't even have to go outside talk to your mom, go out to dinner with your Friends I don't know.


Congratulations
Salutations my friend how are you doing according to my research you have successfully gotten rid of and forget garten of banban. I am proud of you and you should be proud of yourself you now have a life but before you go I have one last piece of advice.

If you don't already go to the gym that's it just buy a gym membership and work out a least once a week I would recommend three or four times a week.

See You Friend.
37 Comments
thank youu
john counter strike 30 Aug @ 1:43am 
THANK YOU DUD. IT MADE MY BRAINCELLS CAME BACK AND I NO LONGER HAVE BRAIN CANCER! :steamhappy:
Drampster 27 Aug @ 10:19am 
blue poptart
BlambusBurito 14 Aug @ 10:45am 
Thank you SO MUCH for this guide, it made my stage 9923 balsak cancer dissapeer:steamthumbsup::steamthumbsup::steamhappy:
andorob 21 Jul @ 9:34am 
thanks, this guide made my life 100X better:steamthumbsup:
player X 18 Jul @ 10:31am 
I payed for all chapters. Shame on all of you!!!:steamfacepalm:
TheBockerNut 5 Nov, 2024 @ 2:58pm 
Thank god your this man
Gangle 2 Oct, 2024 @ 6:12pm 
i liked it...now i hate it, this is the new me, the better me :D
ShibiyAUGHHHHHHHHH 27 Aug, 2024 @ 7:05pm 
this is so simga
damien007 14 Aug, 2024 @ 5:14pm 
ok:steamhappy: im not gonna play