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How to become a RUST Chad in 2023 (Not patched)
By orten
How to become a RUST Chad in 2023 (Not patched)

Step 1: Rise

Step 2: Take a piss

Step 3: Stretch your entire body

Step 4: Take a selfie

Step 5: Post selfie

Step 6: Get 0 likes

Step 5: Get out of bed.

Step 6: Deliberately spend thousands of hours practicing your recoil control

Step 7: Facepunch changes all the recoils and ruins the pvp scene of the game.

Step 8: Commit suicide (In Rust) (F1 to get up the console thereafter type "kill")

Please award me for this very thorough, well examined and thought after review of my favorite game.

Perhaps more reviews in the future stay tuned guys bye - orten
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How to become RUST Chad (like me) IN 2023 (not patched)
4 Comments
󠁳 10 Jun, 2024 @ 10:19am 
buggaer
Swati Vergati 23 Feb, 2024 @ 7:44pm 
whiny baby bitch cant handle a game getting updated
домой, уолтер 22 Feb, 2024 @ 12:40am 
RUS:Напишите мне что-то из этого в профиле, и я вам напишу тоже
ENG: Choose the one that's on the list and write in my profile, I will answer the same!

+REP CRAZY 👺
+REP MEGA SKILL 👻
+REP THIS GUY IS LIKE SILENT BULLET 💥
+REP 99% NOT CHEATING 😇
+REP PRO+ 👽
+REP BIG BOSS 👑
+REP STRONG PUSHER 💢
+REP MONSTER 1-SHOT 1-KILL
+REP BEST👹
+REP KILLMINATOR👺
+REP TOP KILLER 🔝
+REP CLUTCH KING 👑
+REP 500 IQ 🧠
+REP SUPERMAN👻
+REP SECOND S1MPLE😎
+RE FACEIT PRO MASTER ! 🤤
+REP KILLING MACHINE 😈
+REP AWP MASTER 💢
Hellen Wong 14 Feb, 2024 @ 12:40am 
Pretty pathetic way to cry about recoil changes that just don't matter, failure to adapt to changes and meta shifts is a you problem big dog.