let's read berserk dude

I once met Lucas Botkin at a kydex signing in Tennessee. I shook his hand and was surprised by how strong he was. You could tell he had a wiry strength to him that people oft underestimate. We ended up chatting for a good 10 minutes and he amazed me with how personable and warm he was. But the highlight of the evening came when a fat guy wearing a fedora and steel-capped boots walked into the room and started shouting "TWINK, TWINK, COME OUT, COME OUT". He was belligerent and aggressive. One of Botkin's assistants went to get security but Botkin stopped her and said he can handle it. He bravely walked into the crowd to try and resolve the issue. When the rotund aggressor saw him he went mad with rage and started running straight towards Botkin. What happened next was like something out of a Matrix movie.

I think you've got a problem, an anime 4chan problem