Locate the lunch lady

look at her up and down, compliment her food, and tell her: "What get's easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women...

After saying this she is already on the floor begging for your meat sandwich...


From subway...

With your immaculate rizz, ask her on a date (McDonald's is recommended).

Resist:
I know it is difficult for most people (including me), to resist the urge to just burst.
But for now you just have to wait until lunch lady is ready for your McDonald's Whipped Cream Frostie.

Protect yourself:
During your relationship with the lunch lady, she will try to stick her frying pan up places they shouldn't be, now make sure you have your pants on at all times, or else she will come out of nowhere and give you a pleasant surprise.

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