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Lumpy UV11

A solution looking for a problem. Part of the Terrible Techs collection.

Type: Truck
Control: Human + AI
Role: None
Top Speed: ~55km/h
Cost: 236,937 BB
Weapons:
- 1x GSO Cab Laser


Strengths:
- Has a well-defined art direction.
- Would be very useful in a completely different game.
- Potentially impressive death explosion.
- Might distract enemies from other, more useful techs.
- Well-lit and highly visible at night.
- Interesting way to kill yourself.
- Power gauge and fuel gauge. I don't know why.


Weaknesses:
- Intentionally underpowered.
- Still kind of ugly.
- Almost totally incapable of defending itself.
- Struggles with anything other than totally flat terrain.
- Slow.
- Poor turning, almost impossible to turn while standing still.
- Only one human cab at the front of the vehicle.
- Why does this exist?
- Has no way to actually use its massive fuel reserve.
- Has exactly one repair bubble in its cab.
- Has no way of recharging its own batteries.
- No anchors.