Terraria

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how to have sex
By Rat Man
Will teach you how to love!
   
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STEP ONE!!!!!!
Acquire the beehive.

Preparation 2!!!
Acquire... the wax

Step 3: All waxed up
Apply bees wax liberally all over body... DO NOT MISS A SPOT!!!!

“They surrounded me like bees; they went out like a fire among thorns; in the name of the Lord, I cut them off!” -Psalm 118:12
PART FOUR: (4) hardcore mode activate
This is where the tricks get tricky becayuse you need A LOT of oil... abd who has oil?? GOD has oil. If you want a DECENT supply of oil you gotta talk to GOD or smuggle it out of the heavenly realm... dont make it werid tho.

heres some depictions of GOD incase you needed a profile




this is is just a cool frog I found what u think in comment BELOW!!!
Part cinco: THE OIL!!
Now you've got it but what u do wit it? With great power comes great resposiblity... u know who said that? Spider man... and he was in college. Anyways, u need to oil yo self up and good. That way the LADIES will be attreacterd to u. And if u r lady sorry u ugly....

btw do I look good in this pic? leaf a commewnt down bellow: my friends think im a stud
Part SEX: get it?
yall ever seen a dog? them dogs be crazy and like running and stuff. U can do that too (not wit dog) but once u got that oil on yalls u do the ole' slip and slide and make like a penguin!!! aight bye.

3 Comments
SkizzyMan4 9 Oct, 2023 @ 7:10am 
sexy
Rat Man  [author] 25 May, 2023 @ 12:04pm 
thx
olexer 25 May, 2023 @ 3:37am 
so cool froge